Gemmill

Whatcha talkin' about gaffer?

Sounds like Rob's just necked a pint of the stuff.

Teacher's pet getting a lift off Roeder from the airport: http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/se...0%7c0&p=7&tag=3

And the fried onion Guerrings? Did they create this resteraunt just for threads like this? 184347[/snapback] Maybe they created it so you could learn to spell restaurant.

I think it would just dribble slowly and uncontrollably out the side of my mouth at the moment Anyway, you're all bastards 184344[/snapback] Errrr....DISGUSTING!

"Would sir like the curly "Barbed Wire" fries with his Hitler Burger?"

Parky's favourite eaterie - FACT!

Reading it at the moment. 184298[/snapback] Good innit? As potted histories on all the stuff you really didn't give a shit about at schools go. Is that what's spawned the interest in the telescope?

Bet you've been showing them to your lad going "See! All these blokes LOVE me. If you step out of line I've got plenty of options!"

Meenzer thinks he's the BUSINESS with all these Martin threads about the place.

I learned all this stuff from that Bill Bryson book. Astronomy was one of those things that just passed me by as a kid.

Me? No that was Aussie Steve.

Badminton?

I'm reliably informed that Cath has an abcess in her wisdom tooth which is causing one side of her face to expand - she looks a bit like she's storing a grapefruit down one side of her mouth. She's also now talking with a lisp. Don't tell her I told you though, and don't mention it if you see her cos she's a bit sensitive about it!

Absolutely appalling that the bloke has to be under observation for a week because of it. Maybe Thatcher DOES need to be done by the coppers for this one after all.

Do you still remember it? I'd forgotten pretty much every word when I went back to learn it, though I may not have been the best of students... Anyway, even without the benefits of A-level French one might make the giant leap of translating one letter! 184226[/snapback] The place I worked last year ran compulsory language classes, so I took up the French again and was amazed how much came flooding back.

Obagol tbh 184232[/snapback] I was worried about copyright. I want to keep the royalties.

THIS soopafan will be there.

I've got French A-Level, darling. I translated it as Bob Sponge and just left it at that.

Oh I see, it's Spongebob. I just thought it had a shit name and ruled it out on that basis.

Crivens on a bucket.

To the tune of Sewwwwwpa! Sewpa Kev: O-ba. Obagoal. O-ba. Obagoal. O-ba. Obagoal. Obafemi Martins.

I wouldn't have thought so.

Wrinkle cream.