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The first people to hear of Martins' signing were our SMS customers. Click below for text alerts and stay ahead of the game! Shameless. Plonked right in the middle of the article.

You've been watching too much Oz tbh 184834[/snapback] You enjoying it? It's pretty gruesome but it's a quality series.

If he was still alive, I'd stick him in solitary confinement and send someone in daily to bot him. For 8 years. See how he likes THEM apples!

On the first point, he did do that last night, plenty. On the second point, he went the wrong post a few times, but he's not a player who can attack crosses, and neither is Shola btw. I'mnot his biggest fan, but I think we need to respect that he is trying to play a game that is completely alien to him and I feel he's slowly adapting. I saw effort last night. 184818[/snapback] I honestly don't know what game you were watching. He sauntered about the pitch, he rarely showed for a pass, and he looked half the player Shola does in and around the box - Shola's movement and anticipation for crosses isn't great but it pisses all over Luque's. As for him coming short to pick the ball up, on the few occasions that he did, he did so with so little pace that his marker was on him the second he took possession of the ball - he made it a bad option for his teammates to pass to him. I'm surprised you thought that what you saw last night was in anyway encouraging, I thought it was the final nail in his coffin.

I reckon Butt and Emre or Butt and Parker could be our best central pairing tbh. Emre is having to drop too deep and look for the Hollywood pass a lot of the time.

I had a roofer round mine a while back who reckons it can go on for over a week as the things go batshit in there trying to get out until they eventually die of starvation. Enjoy!

We should be playing 4-4-2 with Zog and Duff on the wings from now on. FACT! Gravesen should be a last day of the window finishing touch IF we've sorted out everyone else we wanted.

The problem is that he's not trying. I'm not a professional footballer but if you put me on the pitch up front last night, I know enough to know that I have to move and create space for myself in order for my team mates to be able to pass to me. Either come short and pick the ball up, or look to get to the front post for crosses. It's just elementary stuff that even a centre half would know if you put him up front - I'm not saying he could execute it, but he could try. Luque didn't even look to try. He tracked with his marker when we had the ball, and he positioned himself between the centre halfs when we had it in wide positions, making it all but impossible for anyone to cross to him. I've just had enough of him. I'd take £3m off some Spanish team for him.

Absolutely horrendous story. I can't think how she can ever lead a normal life when half of her life (more than half of her "memorable" life") is of living in a cellar and being abused. She's basically missed out on everything normal in the years that mould what sort of a person you become. Bizarre to even think about. Hopefully she can cope with it all.

OMG it's the Official UEFA Cup Draw Thread!1111! I don't know what time it is or who's in the draw though. Someone else can do that bit.

GOT to be Aimaad, PLEASE tell me there aren't two people this STUPID! 184780[/snapback] SLK he's called. Aussie bloke. Re Shola, I think he would have bagged a couple last night. And I hope I never have to watch that Spanish ponce play for us again.

Milner has moved ahead of Nobby on the right for my money from now on. In fact, I would play Zog on the left, Duff on the right, and have Solano down to third choice for the right wing slot behind Milner in a 4-4-2 (which we'll surely be playing with Martins and Shola up front).

Giving that kind of money to agents tbh. £300k handed over for arranging a free transfer?? £775k for renegotiating a contract for a player already on our books??

Crazy money.

That lad on NO is still going on about what a WASTEFUL SELFISH SHIT Duff is.

1. My only concern today is getting through to hometime with no one asking me to do any work. 2. I had two trackers and a time out for breakfast. 3. I got into work half an hour EARLY. 4. The bread buns I had to make my lunch with had spots of mould on them, so I'm going to the canteen instead. 5. Despite 2. I'm still getting a bacon sarnie when the canteen opens.

Sometimes I wonder what game people are watching. This from N-O re Luque: I make no apologies to anyone who might be looking in from NO for copying and pasting this onto here - it's not two-faced because I've told the mong that wrote it how clueless he is on there already. I just don't think I've ever seen anyone misread a game as badly as this before. Blinded by love for Luque.

Here's Craig to tell you what started the fire, the temperatures it reached, and the name of the fireman who put it out.

That grin is CLASS! 184422[/snapback] Just realised what he reminds me of with that grin - Eddie Murphy in Coming To America. "Yes. Yes. Fuck you, too!"

A bloke in the row in front of me, who about 10 minutes into the second half let loose with: ROEDER MAN FUCKIN SORT IT OUT. YER WORSE THAN SOUNESS YER CUNT* Totally random, totally unnecessary and totally fucking wrong in a match that we were dominating. What a tit. *Sorry Cath.

What do you think of Kuffour? 184634[/snapback] The same I said when we were linked to him about 18 months ago. I really love the bloke Kuffour as he is a phenomenal guy, but I don't think he will be suited to the Premierleage. He had a habit of making Bramblesque errors when rushed into quick decisions. Most famously knocking out Kahn once... 184640[/snapback] Fulfilling many an Englishman's dreams tbh.

Bollocks That's my opinion and I was AT the game.

That grin is CLASS!

Eran-S is my new favourite poster. In reponse to HTT removing his links and typing: Eran came back with this little gem: Needless to say, he was banned for being a naugty pottymouth.