Gemmill

Side on, Harvey Barnes and the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang childcatcher are the same person. That's how Howe tells him and Anderson apart.

Been lifting with Adam P.

Problem then is the argument just shifts to whether the bloke really needed to draw the lines or whether it was obvious with the naked eye. I think you could see that that bloke yesterday was offside before the line was even drawn. But then maybe that's just an argument for making me the universal VAR overlord.

If we're going with 30 seconds, they absolutely have to play the Countdown music in the ground. Fans singing along and a brand new moment of celebration on the "boooooo" sound as the clock runs out.

The rule should be that if the goal is clearly fucking hilarious, then VAR isn't allowed to intervene. Use yesterday's goal as the test case.

I still absolutely love how brittle this Man United team is though. And how brittle their arrogant manager will be when he's questioned by Man United journalists in the press conference later.

Wtf was that? Looked like he was booting the ball back to kids at the park. Silly cunt.

Casmiro. Clever cunt.

The exertion, and the players' further disillusionment with the Mekon will cost them in the run-in. Even if they do now go through.

He's offside. Fucking hell man. I mean he is offside but VAR can't half ruin a moment. Jesus Christ.

Here we go. VAR to the rescue?

Get in!

Stavros Flatley at Forest has fully lost it.

Man United starting a 3 game week off with 120 minutes at Wembley as well. Sheffield United and Burnley aren't exactly the toughest opposition but neither of them is 8th in the Championship.

Cant help himself can he. Nobody does arrogance like the Dutch.

Wright and whoever the lass pundit is sitting laughing at Keane.

There was a headline somewhere this morning about Mark Robins saving Ferguson's job in an FA Cup tie, and could he cost Ten Hag his today. 😬 Well.

This might be Ten Hag gone here mind. Fucking Keane looking smug at half time. Let's hear him at full time.

Penalty to Coventry. Sky Blues, shooting to win! Carnage in Wearside.

That would certainly explain the decisions. Does the mad Greek run their twitter account though?

Man United have finally found a team they can look like Man United against, but they're 8th in the Championship.

Villa in the process of doing a whoopsie on the carpet too.

Club Tropicana for West Ham's players, I reckon. Hopefully Palace are ready to join them after today.

I think when he first lay down he was 100% confident he could do the worm.

Ashley Young's mam doing VAR today, I think.