Gemmill

So you've got the goals, but can you dribble much?

CCHQ is refusing to comment on whether their statement that the gambling commission has approached them about "a number of individuals" means that there's more than just the ones we currently know about. I would caution you all against politicising this or jumping to any conclusions whilst the investigation is ongoing. It wouldn't be right

The husband - Director of Campaigns, Tony Lee - took a leave of absence yesterday. I'm sure it's unrelated to any alleged wrongdoing, and he just had some other things to do in the middle of an election campaign of which he is the director.

Also, shirt off from 15 minutes before kick off.

Here's how you play it. Full face paint. Get absolutely legless, and if he even remotely steps out of line, you throw plastic furniture at him. Get right up in his grill if England win, just screaming obscenities in his face.

In fact, you know what, fuck it. I'm gonna give you all the ultimate gift. The Benevolent Predictor speaks: I predict that Scotland will qualify from their group.

It's gonna make this all the worse when you get humped by Hungary. I would like Scotland to qualify. *a pat on the head for all the plastic Jocks on TT. Very benevolent of me. I'm such a nice guy.*

Listen, I don't think anyone should jump to any conclusions. It's impossible to know for certain why she put the bet on and whether her actual fucking husband tipped her off. It would be inappropriate to comment while an investigation is ongoing.

What Toonpack wouldn't give for a "Scotland won't qualify from this group" prediction from me atm. Well he can fuck RIGHT off.

Toonpack shops like Biden trying to find his way off a stage.

These are getting silly now.

He just kept shouting "ICH LIEBE HASSELHOFF!" every time they went to him, so I could actually believe it was you.

Is that the Gran Bahia Palace or something like that? Looks a lot like the place I stayed when I went there.

Just trying to plug into the Great Reset conspiracy theory, the fucking grifter.

CT, this might be of interest.

The way her hands are positioned, maybe she's just tossed it up in the air and is in the process of catching it on her bonce. That's about the best explanation I can come up with for that level of hard hat insanity.

Just Stop Oil knackers spraypainting Stonehenge orange ffs. This lot are trying to turn people against climate change action.

That hat ffs.

David Moyes is on today's Rest In Football - it's a really good listen, he's got some good stories. Anyway, he's talking through his managerial career, Everton, Man United, then off to Spain. Shearer interrupts him with "Anyway. All good things must come to an end. When did you decide to go to the unwashed?" There'll be hell on on RTG, I'm sure.

This is one prediction that will eventually come good though. Prediction + time = success. It's my theory of relativity.

It was Frankie Boyle's fault. He posted a rest in peace tweet.

Looks like Noam Chomsky has died.

What the fuck. Has he been stung by a giant wasp or something.

This lass can't have met wykiki.

Farage comes out today and says Reform engaged a professional vetting service to check all of their candidates backgrounds. He's said this firm hasn't flagged any issues and he may consider suing them. Turns out this firm is very clear on its website that they don't carry out vetting on your behalf, they give you access to their system and you have to do the work yourself. And these cunts expect us to believe they can run a country.