Gemmill

Hit it, Glenn.

I've never used anything particularly strange. I've claimed the house was flooded and that I had to get an emergency plumber out. This was a good one, because a few days later when I didn't fancy going in again, I claimed the problem had come back.

Of the transfer window remain. Are we allowed to be worried yet, Dotbum? It's pretty clear to see that we've messed this one up lads. For the second season in a row. It started with: "We won't be buying anyone until after the World Cup." which was followed by: "The transfer window is open til August, I'm confident we can have people in by then." closely followed by: "We're in pole position on a number of player" and has culminated with: "Well.......with only a couple of days to go, anyone with any sense has their squads finalised and isn't keen on selling their players which is making things difficult........but really, who could have known that this would happen???" In the meantime, clubs have snapped up players left, right and centre - Anelka, Trabelsi, Hasselbaink, Campbell, etc. etc. I hate having to be Mr. Miserable about this, but what a complete and utter mess we've made of this transfer window.

You're going to beat the shit out of them with a snake?

5th best on average beats 7th every time tbh.

Must be even more annoying if you're a car thief and you have to watch it - the bit where it pops up on screen with: YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR! Not only are you unable to skip through the thing, but they're basically calling you a puff.

The Skysports website is a shambles though. We'll see like, I'm not too arsed either way, but like I've said, if by some miracle Boro get a decent season about him I'd be canny pissed off.

3 days after he dies he'll be up for a kick about. He's one of those who just seems to slot back in when he's fit. 186835[/snapback] For an hour or so. Until he "stretches" for a ball barely a leg's length away and tears his held-together-with-stickle-brixx thigh muscle in half.

yeah i'd guess you'd feel that way, its really a sport for real men Gemmill 186802[/snapback] The only reason for a man to be interested in fast cars with loads of hp is because you have a really small penis. Facta-Facta-vooom. 186810[/snapback] not strictly true....i can testify to that Though maybe that statement is true of the men who have flashy sports cars for on the road use! 186830[/snapback] No one wants to know about your bloke's knob man woman man!

yeah i'd guess you'd feel that way, its really a sport for real men Gemmill 186802[/snapback] Damon Hill et al 186809[/snapback] Formula one? Pfffftttt Im talking real grassroots racing here not poncey F1!! 186823[/snapback] Laughing at your farts is very immature.

Sounds like his source should be reliable enough like. We'll see. I just can't get that excited about Woodgate signing cos you just know he'll break down in his first game anyway.

yeah i'd guess you'd feel that way, its really a sport for real men Gemmill 186802[/snapback] Is that why you're involved in it, Francis?

According to smoggeordie on N-O, a reliable source informs him that we'll be unveiling Woodgate tomorrow. Could be cobblers like.

I can't understand the attraction of motorsport tbh. Noisy and boring.

Well there's this subject and Immigration etc. on Gen Chat. EDIT: Ditto'ed. 186563[/snapback] I DON'T like to see NUFC fans talking like plastic wanker Manu fans, and the simple fact is that there are too many of these skyboy types going around these days, especially those who hardly go to games and know nowt about the club, and even worse live in foreign countries and think they know all about the club to boot when they know nowt. What I say is fact. Pre-1992 we didn't laugh at the mackems, because sometimes they were above us. Anyway, baldy , get your rose tinted specs back on The season has started and our shite board have just bankrolled the manager with 15m quid - again. All we need now is to get rid of that lazy, cowardly Spanish twat, who was supposed to have replaced Bellamy, Robert, or somebody, and we might get someone in who will at least play for the shirt before Thursday with the money. 186584[/snapback] I think you might find w*nker that they have in fact been above us since 1992 also. 186643[/snapback] oh dear, whats the matter, were you one of those w*ankers who said Luque was going to be a brilliant world star .... 186763[/snapback] The irrelevance of that comment to what went before it is ASTOUNDING.

TBH...! 186752[/snapback] Sure i caught that on page 101 on that thread! 186754[/snapback] If Gemmill gets away with it, so should I! *cough cough* page 54 http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...28186.1060.html 186756[/snapback] What are you on about William?

Has your lass introduced a drug and alcohol policy at work like?

Second time today. Quadraspazzed tbh.

Signed for Spurs. Which, to continue the Formula One analogies, puts our striker search in the pits with a cross-threaded wheel nut. Or something.

He's still holding out for Kuyt.

Happy Face will have it. He's probably taken today off work to listen to it tbh.

I'm all about the man bag.

I make all the decisions tbh. Alex just pops up with irrelevant facts all the time, at which point I crack him across the head and tell him to be still.

no problem

"....it would not surprise me in the least if United have even asked Arsenal to let Theo Walcott come to St James' Park on loan." It would not surprise me in the least if you'd just made that up, you absolute knobhead.