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I think he went to Dr. Fox for his first consultancy. When he recommended an injection he went to Dr. Phil for a second opinion. If his hip goes again he's going to Dr. Dre. No more messing about.

Ah right, nice one. I pay about $2-3 per album on that allofmp3 thing. They've got a new program on there called alltunes too, which is downloadable and works pretty much like itunes, only it's about 10p per track or something daft. Doesn't work on macs though.

What's that Laz. I can't go on any sites that involve downloads from work.

I use allofmp3.com these days. It's neither free nor legal, but it's dirt cheap for CD quality, which will do me.

I love the little arguments that Craig and Gol have over who is the most efficient geek.

NERD FIGHT!

Whatever you do, don't open your eyes when they open the thing up.

I thought you were an accountant? With some of the people I've worked with over the years, I think I'd be tempted to say "in case of emergencies, please exit through the windows in an orderly fashion" and leave it at that. 187428[/snapback] I'm management, darling. It's finished anyway. It was excruciating.

I'm doing my Keith Lard bit this afternoon - have to do a presentation on safety and the hot topic is fire safety.

I think I was going to post something massively insightful and informative....... fuck knows what happend 187392[/snapback] You reverted to type?

Whale is such a prick. I wouldn't mind if he actually held the opinions that he comes out with on the show, but it's all just a boring sham and these idiots ring in all wound up just ready for him to make them look stupid and then cut them off when he's bored with them. Now THAT'S entertainment.

I've heard of 3 people in that list.

Ham and pineapple pizza is NAILS man. Wine would be in there as well btw. Pink wine would be in there, but it would be a lot butcher than its red and white counterparts - sort of borderline, curious rather than full on mincing like red and white.

Smoothies are the bouncers of the food nightlife world tbh. I reckon you'd probably find lentils in there as well by the way. With a gang of steaks waiting outside to chin them.

I've always thought of celery as a gay food. If there were gay bars for food, celery would be there in a tight T-shirt dancing all night and reeking of poppers. So would muesli. Any other gay foods you can think of to join the Alternative Munch Bunch?

Ask Dotbum.

Yeah, of all of the players we were in for he was the one I was least arsed about. It's just indicative again of what happens when you try to do all your business late on and things fall through - you've got no fallback.

Only with a good workout mix tbh.

Another one bites the dust. Newcastle's transfer plans IN MELTDOWN.

When Hasselbaink was going cheap, Roeder didn't even know who Martins was.

I'd have Viduka, but I'd have preferred Hasselbaink.

Aye funnily enough I reckon Southgate will be unwilling to sell one of his strikers with one day of the window to go. I HATE IT when managers get all possessive about their players on the last day of the transfer window. What are they thinking?!

Erm, he's only on fucking trial fella's, and he probably won't be signing. Don't lower yourselves to N-O levels. 187120[/snapback] Rocker man, judging by the story, the bloke has just turned up in England, discovered he's no longer wanted at Blackburn, and has all but just tipped up at our training ground and said "Any chance of a game lads?". I think people are entitled to be a bit sceptcial about how much we know about the bloke, about his age, and about whether he's any good.

I'm quite happy to be embarrassed, but I reckon at this stage Roeder's the favourite for that one tbh.

Incidentally, Villa have supposedly made a bid for Saviola and are considering making a move for Tevez. Now who knows if they have a chance of getting either of them, but what I do know is that I don't want fat cat millionaires like that at MY club. Is there anyone that still doesn't want us to become a Sheik's plaything?