Gemmill

Enjoy it then.

Aye allofmp3 works fine, it's just a bit of a clart on downloading the files. alltunes fixes that, but doesn't work on a mac.

mp3, funnily enough. Or were you taking the piss?

He's dyslexic man, I'm serious. He does this all the time where he'll type a word that sounds a bit like the one he means even though it's completely wrong. Bet he blames it on tiredness.

It's a pretty simple equation: Clubs not wanting to sell at the 11th hour = Don't try and buy at the 11th hour

Press conference at 12 at the Riverside tomorrow btw. To announce three signings. At least one of which we were meant to be after. Canny good.

Manage how he will do when he does know. 187660[/snapback] I've said it before, but you are BLATANTLY dyslexic.

Grrrrrrrr.

I feel a bit sorry for Milner like, being hawked around as the makeweight all the time.

If we sign no one before the end of the window, I hope he does another one of those phone-ins. I'd love to know just what him and Shepherd have been up to while other clubs have been signing players left, right and centre.

He'll say that "it's not easy signing players these days, especially players of the calibre that Newcastle United are interested in, because they're so good that their managers don't want to lose them. And rightly so because they're that good. So that's why we didn't sign anyone because the people we looked at were so good they were even too good to sign. And stuff."

How is it fucking obvious? He's been on his trail since the last game of last season, ffs, utter bullshit! And what the fuck does "doffed his cap" mean? You utter tit Oliver... 187652[/snapback] He thinks he's so worth pursuing that the lad is about to sign for Boro, you complete knobhead, Oliver. Face like a bag of prawn crackers tbh.

No offence meant at all Luke, cos I think it's admirable that you're going, but I honestly don't know how you can be arsed to drive to Stansted, fly to Helsinki, get the hovercraft to Estonia, all for 90 minutes of what will probably be awful football.

I was GREAT at the 5-a-side and you know it!

There's a gem in every Oliver article. What a cock. 187630[/snapback] we've stood aside a fair bit recently so i wouldn't be surprised if we obliged. 187632[/snapback] We're like a footballing matador. Ole! There goes Kuyt! Ole! There goes Huth!

We must have been second on the grid after all. Class the way Oliver is so bereft of writing talent that he has to steal Roeder's shit motor-racing reference to use in his article.

"Mark is the player I've been interested in all summer, and.....yeah, so what if I've never mentioned him.........does that mean I didn't want him.........I am SO not bothered if you think that. Just shut up anyway."

Not that arsed, but seen as we were interested in him, it's another sign that our ability to compete on transfers is on the wane. Stupid Danish slaphead.

He's probably on with Toucan Telecom. They've rang me twice in the last two days btw.

How come I read a headline the other day saying that he'd said he "didn't know why Rangers kept flopping"?

Nugent supposedly close to signing for Portsmouth. I'd love to know who Roeder has been talking to while he's been "living on the mobile". "At the third stroke.....the time...." "Hehe, it said stroke. Here Freddie, you listen."

Ursula of course!

Rubbish as it turns out! Who'd have thunk it?

Dotbum, are you worried yet, or are you still claiming that no judgement can be made til midnight tomorrow?