Gemmill

Have you got any more lines that you use, like the buy cheap, buy twice one? Haway what are the must-say phrases you've been given?

Do you think it's Freddy sending the texts? I can see him sat at his desk, tongue sticking out with concentration. OMG UR GONNA LUV IT. WE R SIGNIN VIDUKA. LOL. XX

Respect the window......Tame the customer.

I'm sure your text alerts will ensure you get a peaceful evening 188609[/snapback] There better not be too many at 25p a pop.

I wonder if he's been told to use the You Buy Cheap, You Buy Twice line on the customers. Probably got it on his business card tbh. Tattooed across his lower back.

Have you got your Weatherseal underpants on, company man? I think it's great that you REALLY believe in your product, you gimp!

I'm going to bed like. No way am I staying up to midnight to be disappointed.

I don't think he's been all that good so far this season tbh. I'm not saying we should sell him or anything, but I wouldn't say I'm convinced by him yet.

I don't think there's much doubt that that article has it pretty much spot on. I certainly wouldn't be complaining if it was us that was acclimatising them to the Premiership though.

Something MUST be happening though because Roeder surely wouldn't agree to dilute the strength of the squad further. It's a shame though because from a midfield perspective we finally had some options from the bench and looked like we were building a proper squad (ONLY from a midfield point of view). Now we're dismantling it with no time to put it back together.

PRE-ordering?! That's even worse! Don't be surprised if she dumps you before the week's out.

Not wishing to appear pessimistic, but I can't help but feel that he might be moving on to bigger and better things.

Why bother when we're not signing anyone, mongtard! 188538[/snapback] RIGHT! I shan't tell you from now on dickweed!

It's on the official site. 188533[/snapback] I've signed up for the official text service for today and today only. Don't worry, I'll be breaking the news on here the minute I get it.

There seems to be a bucket load of transfers going on today, doesn't there? 188521[/snapback] Let's see how many we're involved in in the "in" column.

It'll probably get us nowhere other than another player down tbh. Not many clubs want to sell on the last day of the window.................well, except already-thin-on-the-ground Newcastle United anyway.

Don't Cry For Me, Bognor Regis.

FACT!

Any praise they deserve for signing Duff and Martins is unfortunately outweighed by the criticism they deserve for signing no defenders and no permanent second striker.

American? I hope does high-fives when he scores. This is AWESOME!

We are getting CANED by everyone on the transfer front.

She'll LOVE that comparison.

After marrying someone who was totally in love with someone else and made no secret of it, it's not surprise her head was fucked up and she sought some kind of affection elsewhere. 188439[/snapback] Don't give me that, Lennon! How much of a knob is James Hewitt though? Of all the blokes she mixed with and she picked that chinless cretin to have an affair with!? I saw him in Heathrow once with a blonde slapper.

You're a total gay boy, Shinton.

She suits GINGA like.