Gemmill

Not half as disappointed as Milner, I imagine. Probably thought he was finally free of the circus that is NUFC and could enjoy his football and have some semblance of a career. Setting aside the issue of money, we are a pretty unattractive prospect for any professional footballer. If Duff doesn't know this by now, he will soon. Given should have known better than to sign another contract as well. A few more seasons of this and who knows where we'll be.

Aye I forgot about that. They'll be wheeling out the local boys for a spot of spin. Let's have a no-holds-barred interview with Damien Duff about the promises he was made when he signed. I bet he's about as disappointed as the rest of us. Shay Given an'all.

Chelsea did us a favour on Duff Man United did us a favour on Rossi Martins demanded a transfer from Inter Sibierski is shit Makes you wonder how hard we actually had to work in this transfer window. 190056[/snapback] They'll be scanning Roeder's airmiles account and putting it up on .cock by the end of the day. Look! He got on planes and EVERYTHING! And clocked up a ton of airmiles. And then bought ONE player that would actually require a plane journey to see.

It's exactly the sort of thing I can imagine happening. Shepherd telling Roeder he'll do the talking and winking to Roeder before going "How about we take him on loan til January?", followed by Kenyon replying with "How about you fuck off, fat boy?", followed by the line going dead and Roeder staring blankly as the smug smile dissolves on Shepherd's face. The clock strikes midnight. Curtain falls.

Holding out all transfer window for Bridge. He finally becomes available at about quarter to midnight last night. "Yes! Freddy, Cole's signed for Chelsea. We can have Bridge. Get the money ready." "What money?" "Haha. Very funny. The money for Bridge." "The money for Bridge that we spent on Martins last week?" "Yeah that money. WHAT??? OH NO WHAT'VE I DONE????" Incompetent retards. I tell you what, the Laurel and Hardy description is not far off.

Setting aside the lack of defensive and attacking signings, I can see no reason at all for this Sibierski thing. We're probably wasting the best part of a million quid on the fee and wages just so that we'd signed somebody rather than nobody on the last day of the window. Everything that Roeder said about careful planning and making sure he only signed players he knew a lot about, and he ends up signing a lad he won't even have considered until McKay told him he was available. What a joke.

Apologies are a sign of weakness. I learnt that from John Wayne.

I don't know how he looks at himself in the mirror tbh. Both from a visual and professional/moral standpoint.

You ARE an accountant, aren't you Gemmill????? etc. etc.

Looking forward to Patrokles getting back to give us all a calming word tbh.

Aye a horrible mix-up involving Shepherd sending Milner to the shop to get him some pop, only to ring him two hours later to ask where his Sasparilla was and find him on the train to Aston Villa.

Pole position = Bent over, with a pole inserted. 189895[/snapback] Same thing? 189900[/snapback] Yeah.

I agree about Oliver. The thing that pisses me off is that all he's done all summer is use his back pages to rubbish rumours that the nationals has printed. "I can tell you that stories linking us with Sol Campbell are rubbish". Do you think that's your job, Oliver? How about you leave it up to us to decide what rumours to believe in the nationals while you work on telling us what IS going to happen at NUFC. Seriously, does that wanker think that all people want to read is him smugly rubbishing stories they've already disregarded themselves? I would write into the Chronicle about him if I didn't think the letter would be up on the notice board for everyone to laugh at, while the revered one goes on writing his shit.

Pole position = Bent over, with a pole inserted.

Haway let's see if we can piece together in advance the article that this knobsock will come up with today. Bear in mind that it'll have been pretty much dictated to him by Shepherd, so NOTHING is too ridiculous in terms of excuses for why we haven't signed who we should have. Come up with 5 things each and we'll play Alan Oliver Bingo later. My prediction: 1. The article will be heavily focussed on how "it shouldn't be forgotten" how we swooped for Duff and Martins. 2. There'll be mention of the excellent fee we got Duff for. 3. There'll be mention of Roeder and his frigging airmiles - by the way, I don't want to hear any sob stories from Roeder about that. I would LOVE to be flying around the place trying to sign players for Newcastle. If it's too much hassle for him, he knows where the door is. 4. There'll be an excuse made about their being a lack of quality players available at the minute. 5. He'll lay it on thick about how Shepherd and Roeder were both up really late, the poor bairns. Your turn.

I wish we had a game tomorrow tbh. People's pissed-off levels might have subsided by the time the Fulham game comes round. If we go behind or lose that game though, it'll all be stirred up again. If we go on a bad run now we could be back to the Shepherd Out chants outside the ground that were around at the end of Souness's reign. If so, I hope he takes heed and cocks off.

Jade Goody. Freddy Shepherd.

Newton.

Bobby Davro.

It would have made more sense to me than signing Sibierski.

Aye same age as Campbell. Only he plays in completely the wrong position. Slow clap for Roeder.

He's right that this was a move that didn't set the pulses racing. But I don't think any of us even wanted that. Just some sensible moves which provided cover in the areas that we need it in would have made sense - Jesus even if we'd bought someone of Sibierski's level who is a defender or an attacker so we have warm bodies to bring in in those areas and I would have been able to shrug and say "well maybe that was all we could hope for". But we've just done nothing to address any of our problems.

Hasselbaink and Campbell both free. Trabelsi - was he free? These are the sort of players that your eyes should be lighting up at when they become available if you want to spend your £15m on two players. Hasselbaink and Campbell are pretty much as much as you could hope for in free transfers. But no, we didn't even want to know. I've lost a hell of a lot of faith in Roeder over all of this.

You ARE an accountant, aren't you Gem ? You ARE aware of how little money the club has, aren't you Gem ? You don't appear to be ... 189821[/snapback] Yes I AM an accountant. And as an accountant I would have counted all the money and said to Roeder "Err Glenn, we've got £15m to spend. We need 6 players, you've said it yourself. Now are you absolutely certain that you want to spend all of that on two players?" Are you getting this yet? You have gone into TOTAL SPASTIC mode as far as I can see.

possibly not, but with a smalll squad, and having already shelled out 15-16m quid. Thats the point. 189826[/snapback] That's exactly the point ffs. With a small squad, we shouldn't have shelled out 15m quid on two players in the knowledge that it left us brassic. And before you blame Roeder, if he's too stupid to realise that, then it's up to Shepherd as his boss to point that out to him. Are you fucking getting this yet for christ's sake?? I can't believe you're harking back to Souness, Robert and Bellamy all of the while failing to accept the role that Shepherd has played in all of this. HE HAS PRESIDED OVER ALL OF THESE COCK-UPS. HELLO?? IS THIS GETTING THROUGH YOUR HEAD YET???