Gemmill

Jesus how have they managed to get this so horribly wrong?

My sister was a bitch! One of her favourite tricks if she got in from school before me and it was raining/snowing/freezing, was to put the chain on the front door. When I got home and tried to get in the chain would stop me, and she would come running to the front door and tell me to go to the shop and get her some chocolate/a magazine/whatever because if I didn't, the chain was staying on, and I was staying out in the cold.

I have 2 brothers and a sister. My nephew is an only child. I adore him to bits, bot boy, what a little shit 193816[/snapback] Is that his name?

If he doesn't start with N'Zogbia on the pitch, he's not doing his job properly.

No. One sister.

I was talking to a lad I play football with and he couldn't believe I'd been to Amsterdam on 3 separate occasions and never been with a prostitute. 193784[/snapback] Totally different mindset man. I've only ever been as far as Schiphol, but if I do go to Amsterdam it'll not be for that. 193788[/snapback] It's a nice place. Dead 'touristy' like, but worth a visit. It's spot on for a city break as there are loads of flights from Newcastle and it's only about an hour away. I'd give the ferry a miss though. 193793[/snapback] Aye not a big fan of ferrys. Got the Seacat over to Belfast once and it was dead rough. Sat outside in the cold so that I could see the horizon and didn't get sick, but when I went back in as we came into dock, you would have thought someone had uncorked a bottle of the ebola virus on board. Sick everywhere, people staggering around like green-faced zombies, a kid spewing over a railing onto a table below. It was just a scene of mass destruction.

I was talking to a lad I play football with and he couldn't believe I'd been to Amsterdam on 3 separate occasions and never been with a prostitute. 193784[/snapback] Totally different mindset man. I've only ever been as far as Schiphol, but if I do go to Amsterdam it'll not be for that.

Doesn't post much and is even more negative than Renton. Those are the only clues I have.

Eat all you can buffets are the ultimate in rankness, for greddy bastards or peasents. I reckon you have a 50/50 chance of getting rusty water (at least) after touching that reused salmonella shit! 193768[/snapback] Big Luke's was 'liftin' too. Shit stodgy food for greedy bastards is right. 193769[/snapback] Is Big Luke's the place in the Metrocentre? Horrible if I'm thinking of the same one.

There's someone like that locally but they sit on a bucket 193772[/snapback] Wullie?

Diagnosed at 22 and he's 64 now. Is it not a wasting disease then? I didn't realise you could go on 40+ years on it. Gervais's stuff about Hawking is canny funny like. "He comes from Kent but speaks in an American accent. Pretentious."

Don't. Please. 193762[/snapback] Beg some more, beeyatch.

The whole concept of sex tourism is not something I really get tbh. My stance goes against the grain with my accounting brethren of course.

She's banned from GC for fear of seeing some of the utter filth her husband comes out with. We should put a thread together linking to it all, find out her username, and send her a link tbh. He'd be grounded for a year.

Is that the Chinese place? Was in there once years ago, but the whole buffet thing puts me off. Flies buzzing around the food and the general public coughing and sneezing all over it.

Aye that's probably all it was. Dead thick though - if you tipped the carton up, it took an age for it to come out.

Craig/Gol. Tell us who Renton's missus is please.

Too many suggestions. It did taste a bit like Thousand Island, Renton. Probably just slightly bloodied spunk come to think of it.

All adds to the flavour tbh. The amount the filthy animals sweat into your food, the bins outside are the least of my concerns. Is Ameens in the Bigg Market anyway? I'm sure that complies rigorously with European Health and Safety requirements. More likely to catch something off the clientele tbh.

You disgust me Renton! Anyway are you gonna tell us what name your wife posts under on here or WHAT?!

Aye when I worked in Bliss we used to order in from there at the end of every night. Chicken kebabs and the pepperoni pizzas were class. Do they still do that gloopy pink sauce to dip your pizza in? 193729[/snapback] Gloopy pink sauce?? Not that I know of, what was that supposed to be like? 193731[/snapback] I've no idea. They keep huge vats of it about the place though and it's class on their chicken kebabs. We also discovered it was nice to dip pizzas in. I'm sure they just called it mayonnaise, but it's not.

Can picture you there actually, you filthy Irish sleazebag! "Ting Tong! Fetch me my Wii!"

Aye when I worked in Bliss we used to order in from there at the end of every night. Chicken kebabs and the pepperoni pizzas were class. Do they still do that gloopy pink sauce to dip your pizza in?

Are the kids actually his? Jesus wept!