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As if any French lass would say that to you. Tu es un gros cochon more like tbh.

Had a similar experience in the White Swan in Dinnington in the lead-up to Christmas. The food was mangy as owt. It's only a pub like, but still.

Never heard of him.

He would have taken a quid given the alternative, I reckon.

Mass fawning for sure, but I think it was probably more deserving on balance for his stand-up. Both brilliant for their TV series' mind. I like Peter Kay and his stand-up was decent enough. I think I just prefer comedians who are a bit nastier. Kay's very inoffensive - the fact that I could lend my mam one of his DVDs is a bad thing imo.

I'll buy a copy off you if you like. Be glad to get it off my hands, it's either that or taking it back to HMV and claiming I've lost the receipt. Next piss-up you're at, I'll buy it off you. How much do you want for it? Time to take this to PM I think. Alex about to get more than he bargained for, I reckon.

Warren Barton doing press-ups in Julies in front of a gaggle of giggling slappas once. Paul Kitson was also very lucky to survive a confrontation with me in Julies, let me tell you.

Better than Peter Kay tbh. Now THAT was mass fawning.

HE'S RETIRED, GET OVER IT FFS! If anyone doesn't own it btw, the Shearer The Legend DVD is actually very good. It's just all of his goals and bits of footage from when he signed and interviews with Bobby etc. Well worth a watch though and at 3 hours long you can't really complain for £8 or whatever it is currently in Virgin.

New sig dedicated to HTT.

Better get your tickets bought sharpish Sammy (I realise this is an alien concept to you - actually ringing a box office in advance of an event but they're selling out quick I think ).

Politics was good as well. Am looking forward to this one.

Funny. FACT! Better than Mitchell and Webb anyway.

Got ticket for the City Hall last time they went on sale.

What the heck are you guys doing? Trying to ruin my life and make me look like a freakin' idiot?

Jonny Vaughan was a legend on the Big Breakfast. The paper review was always class.

That was the kid that inspired this thread. Fucking hell man! I blame the parents tbh. He was giddy with excitement when he was talking about the Mini then he went off into his own fantasy world where one day he would own his own Mini with a comfy chair instead of a normal seat. Kerayzee. Reminded me of Lou who used to post on here The bloke who was presenting it has the hardest job in telly as well cos he has to pretend to be interested in their stupid little stories. He did well yesterday with that lad. If I'd been presenting it they would have cut back to me only to find me, open-mouthed, with a look of sheer contempt on my face - "Yeah, good story. Ready to shut up and listen to some questions now?"

That was the kid that inspired this thread. Fucking hell man! I blame the parents tbh.

Big Cook Little Cock tbh That can be your native american name. Dickface!

Aye Penny's alright. Appears to have a brain too. Fiona Phillips is an annoying vacant cow.

I like The Hoobs on Channel 4.

I'm more like Big Cook, Little Cook tbh. By the way, I don't watch Bodger and Badger, so wouldn't know of any lines from it, you gimps!

'Beans on toast Bellend' just sounds wrong. The shit thing about getting into cooking is buying loads of shit which you think, i'm only ever going to use this when i cook this dish. The trick is to learn variations on the theme that keep your efforts fresh and interesting. (I'm doing my best to sound like Phillip Schofield here, you started it though) I had to buy ground cinammon to go in this pasta thing yesterday. Cinammon? In pasta? Couldn't even taste it tbh.

She looks gaunt at the minute - lost far too much weight. And her nose is bent to fuck as well. Dunno what happened there.

The BBC is enough to send me to sleep tbh. GMTV is shite, granted, but I don't need super-serious first thing in the morning.