Gemmill

If he's gonna come back and post stupid threads with naughty words in the title about how much he hates Kieron Dyer, and abuse anyone new that signs up, then what's the point in him being here. Skunkers caters to that and he's already posting on there. If he really wanted to be back on here, he would just sign up and start posting, instead of signing up and immediately going "Give me back my old username!" to draw attention to the fact that he's been a naughty boy and got back on again.

Have to say the quality of posting is just a smidgen better on here than on N-O, but I think I'll stay on here now because the craic on N-O is beyond awful these days. They seem to have pushed the self destruct button in recent weeks - a few too many control freaks running the gig... 194948[/snapback] Welcome to the dark side, GM.

The Sahota twins at school. Had to swap shirts with one of them for PE once and when I took it home my mam threw it out rather than wash it.

You got out at Manc though. 194701[/snapback] Nearly bailed at 90mph on the M62 tbh. 194702[/snapback] Just reminded me, I was going to ask if you lot fancy another away trip or two this season. I'll even try and not fuck up the ticket application this time. 194704[/snapback] In the stinkmobile?

You can walk next time, Box!

Let us know who wins.

What happens when he goes to cash out and they require a passport/drivers license? He can purposefully lose it all to someone else for a small fee, I suppose. 194620[/snapback] He makes a player transfer to me. Some dickhead was on there the other night intentionally losing hands to people that were complaining they had no money, and making player transfers to anyone who asked nicely and would promise to play him heads-up. Strange child.

*Opens file marked "Gemmill"* 194615[/snapback] I'm merely constructing a poker persona to lure you into my trap. Or something.

They don't check anything. I mean it'll be part of the T&Cs when you sign up, but I didn't bother reading anything. You basically will just be falsely declaring that you're 21, but the chances of them actually sussing you are canny small.

I NEVER win with AK. Pisses me off as well cos I'll always raise preflop with it and end up losing to a low pair or get chased out the hand when it becomes apparent that I'm not gonna get anywhere with it.

Try paddypower. I use them from time to time and they're pretty good. Easy to use as well.

Not sure Isegrim. I might be in work on Saturday morning.

Elton John did it with Candle In the Wind (Goodbye England's Rose - Jesus wept!), and if I was Jimmy Nail I would seriously be considering repackaging Crocodile Shoooooooes as Crocodile Huuuuuunter. He could make a mint.

Aye, I was on a webinar recently. Ridiculous man.

Aye, was godfather at my nephew's Christening, and wore a suit like. Jeans are not on.

The Newcastle University boys 194496[/snapback] The lad was an absolute wanker. Neil Horan he was called. Ended up getting a first like, but he basically lived in the library, moving his secret book stash from one place to another like a bookworm version of Gollum. Neil Gollum. "Preciousssssssssss".

I would have a look on ebay. Either that or do what this dickhead at my university did, and run straight from the lectures to the library after you've been told what the recommended reading list is. Quickly grab a copy of each off the shelves and hide them in various shelves in different sections of the library. That way they'll always be available for you, and only you, when you need them.

And simpletons.

Bragging about sex is usually right up your street tbh.

Absence making the heart grow fonder tbh. Expect crushing disappointment when you get back on and rediscover how shit most of the craic is on there.

And I thought I was stupid spending £450 on one.

£450 suits, I think. Can't think of anything I've bought that cost more than that clothes-wise.

Shunned for his diabolical jokes.

No.