Gemmill

I'd take the Tory winning Clacton over Farage. BTW did you know the Tory candidate (currently MP) in Clacton is the vicar off Bread? What a world we live in.

Ah, so this is us doing what Chelsea, Forest and Villa are doing. I hadn't twigged that previously. Inflate the value of DCL and Minteh and we both clear our PSR losses.

They're all Mail readers as well though. It's which mind virus they're more susceptible to. Anyway another Tory has been named as under investigation for betting - this one put a bunch of bets on which suggests he was trying to stay under the radar. Oh dear.

Right wing press is no longer cheerleading for Farage. It would be fucking tremendous if this costs him the seat in Clacton.

Local Reform candidate.

Did you know The Boys is back BTW, Jezza?

I stand by it. I won't be cowed by Toontastic's Clarkson and May.

Aye, even in a swap deal, Anderson would be given a disposal value and it would be pure profit.

And another one. Tories down, Reform up.

Might explain why we're reported to be trying to use Anderson as a makeweight in the Kilman deal.

I'm SORRY, but I won't be lectured on taste by a man that dresses like James May.

Sunak plumbing new depths. 12 days til polling day.

Ray Of Light is LIFTING.

A boomer says WHAT?!

Forest, Chelsea and Villa, from what I can see. Fiddling the FPP rules at the last minute. Makes you wonder if we're trying and failing to get anyone to play ball.

When Cracknell first clonked his head, he suffered a complete personality change and Turner was scared to leave him with their kids. The roles are now reversed, but all it took to do that to her was Facebook.

I didn't realise former Olympic rower and headbutter of truck wing mirrors James Cracknell is a Tory candidate.

Re Calvert-Lewin, I hope everyone likes missed chances. That's from last season.

Pennywell the Clown.

Never use For You man. Following only. Twitter now defaults to For You so Musk can pollute your mind.

If the players can't press for 90 minutes, then send them out to do it for an hour, blow teams away, and then get your subs on. If Kane isn't fit, then stop picking him. Use your fucking squad. Also maybe stop picking a right back in central midfield, see that it doesn't work, and then do it again in the next game. Honestly the bloke can just fuck off.

Are you using the "for you" view? I don't go near that shit. "Following" view only and you won't get served up that drivel.

Looks like the Tories have finally located their testicles with respect to Farage. They're all coming out and condemning his comments about Putin. Comments he's been making for fucking years obviously. It's good though, this kind of shit should be called out. I think he'll still end up winning in Clacton, but it'll be great if him subjecting himself to this increased scrutiny ends up being the thing that finally brings him down.

Send it to your lass then.