Gemmill

Fucking hell, Streeting hung on by just 528 votes. There might be some surprise losses coming for Labour in London here.

The BBC has quietly revised back down it's forecast for Conservatives to 144 - it went 131, up to 154, and now back to 144. It'll come down again, I think. Labour is back to where it started.

If Farage won, that's when we'd really be fucked.

The Reform candidate openly wondering how counting works as he might be about to become a member of Parliament pretty much sums them up. @Sharp

Reform isn't the answer to anything other than frustration. I get that you aren't happy with.... things..... But Nigel Farage doesn't have answers, he just needles away at people's grievances. His manifesto (no waiting lists for the NHS!) was something a class of 8 year olds would come up with if you asked them what would be a good thing.... Don't worry about how you deliver it, just list some things you like. Totally undeliverable in the real world. He's a protest vote, and you're entitled to vote for whoever you want. But the bloke will deliver fuck all and just stoke trouble. It's all he's ever done.

Peston (based on assessment of piles of votes) is suggesting that Truss might have lost.

The Coffey beaten by Greens thing was misreported all over the place. It was Labour, not the Greens.

Mordaunt probably the last of the (relatively) sensible potential leadership candidates to go. Good news for Starmer.

That's what CT says when he takes his underpants off.

Jenkyns DOWN!

The Environment Minister Coffey, who couldn't give a fuck about the environment, just lost to the Greens btw. Total surprise for the Greens.

COFFEY SPILT!

Mordaunt DOWN!

Simon Clarke loses in Boro by 214 votes.

Mordaunt up next. She's smiling and chatting on, which is disappointing.

If the new BBC forecast for Reform is right, that'll be that for them.

Jenrick has held on. Disappointing.

Brendan Clarke-Smith has gone. Good. Total dickhead.

Tice wins in Boston and Skegness.

Holden wins by 20 votes. What a cunt.

Bury St Edmunds, Conservative since 1820, goes RED.

Conversion therapy fan Miriam Cates is GONE!

Gillian Keegan gone. Braverman has won her seat when she could have been destroyed by tactical voting. Idiots in Fareham.

Braverman wins. Such a patronising speech.