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Exactly. Keith Lamb announced at the press conference that Villa held that afternoon that there was no way Viduka was leaving. As far as I can remember, this happened before Milner was recalled. So it looks like the first we heard of this was when Lamb announced it to the press. Now wouldn't you have thought we would have done the sensible thing and made an inquiry? Don't get me wrong like, people make mistakes in their jobs and things get done incorrectly - I do it all the time, but we do it far too often and on far too public a stage, and with things that would be very simple to do correctly, this being the perfect example. By the way, to then leave him completely out of the squad for Saturday's game was just insult to injury IMO.

Watched all that stuff in the NWC. One fat bloke was led down the stairs, and a kid who looked to be about 12 was also told to leave his seat, although I think the coppers just wanted the story of what went on from him from what I can gather. Two blokes along my row were having a right go at one another too - one said the linesman should have told the ref that someone was down injured and stop the play. The bloke in front said it wasn't the linesman's job to do that. As you can understand, when someone challenges you on a crucial matter like this, your only response is to go ABSOLUTELY BERSERK at them. They both went mental at one another (both big meaty shaven-headed blokes with rolls of fat in the back of their heads). I thought at one point that they'd passed the point of no return and were going to have to start hitting one another, but somehow it fizzled out. Yes I saw that bloke like, what an idiot. Just because Martins hadn't scored a hat-rick in the first 20 minutes. Bloke to the right of me 5 rows in front went mental after Fulham scored there 2nd goal and alot of the fans left. I didn't agree with them leaving but didn't bother me, this bloke sat there swearing his head off at them. Aye, heard him too. He had a point but he just looked like a tit the way he made it really. I stayed 'til the end in silence after the 2nd goal so I'm no better tbh. Aye, his mate kept on trying to put his head over his mouth. French kissing him to shut him up. It's a novel approach. Right, I officially don't like this adding your re-post to the previous post thing.

I still think we were right to pass on Woodgate, despite his performance at the weekend, cos I think he's odds on to pick up an injury soon. Campbell was just stupidity though. I could understand the "he's not played enough games" thing if we'd brought someone else in instead, but a top class defender who hasn't played many games is still better than absolutely knack all. Hasselbaink was more stupidity - see he scored against the champions at the weekend. Good work, Glenn. We did well to stay clear of that particular FREE proven Premiership goalscorer. TEST.

Private show later , usual time, the password is "so it is", so it is. Will you be wanting the bag pipes this time? No bagpipes = no show tbh. Reminds me of an Irish lad I used to work with - brought his bagpipes to America with him ffs. Ginger, from cork, thick as mince. Used to play his bagpipes at an Irish pub on a Friday night.

The bullshit machine is working then.

He pressed a button on his dashboard and blades came out of the side of his tyres, mangling his opponent's car. It'll either be that or the infamous "Oil Slick" button.

Searching for sexy leprechaun shenanigans, FACT! See enough of that on your webcam tbs tbs.

Leprechaun. As in "I'm the leprechaaaaaaaauuuuuun". Absolute shit. I actually watched it on fast forward on Sky +.

They should make him recite his times tables at corners.

Has anyone else noticed that Bramble seems to have thick muscles in his forehead? There's more beneath the skin than just his skull I'm sure of it. He must do some pretty serious brow-furrowing to bulk things up like that.

Educational thread though. People have learnt what a fathom is AND had their suspicions about Renton confirmed.

How long are you there for? A fortnight? Two weeks staring at japs' eyes eh? Haway Meenzer, I've flicked this one up, all it needs is the volley.

It's not in my database.

"Schuuuuu make me feel. Miiiiiighty real."

If a fathom is six feet, you are a geek for knowing that. If not, I don't get your joke.

He's supposed to be pretty much the dullest man alive, isn't he? My sister's friend knows him and reckons when they have parties or whatever, all the lads will be going daft enjoying themselves and Wilkinson is the one you'll find in the kitchen talking to the mother. Mind, given that we're talking about rugby lads here, it's maybe just an indication that he's not a total bellend.

How's that?

Because he's riddled with injuries? Not straight after the WC he wasn't. He would have been mental to retire at 24 at that stage of his career. He's had an awful time of it though. He should just take a year out of the game to recover and try and make a comeback. If he breaks down again he should probably be thinking about calling it a day. What's the money like in rugby? Is he likely to be set for life?

If F1 was anything other than a total snoozefest, I'd maybe contribute something worthwhile to this thread. As things stand............

Permission granted. Apologies that no one was polite enough to grant this permission yesterday.

I only read this thread hoping that someone would have called him "Schumi", so I could take the piss. I'm disappointed that it was you, Meenzer.

Ancient. Just ANCIENT. Happy birthday.

Apparently Bellamy walked out of Mellwood Friday. Few comments from Lineker and Hansen on MOTD and some stirring up going on Liverpool forums. Wait and see with that one. 2002 we had as good a forward line as anyone. I hope so. He'll not be long for Liverpool if he acts like a brat. Maybe Leazes will get his wish and his boyfriend will come home.

9 has to be lying about this PM from HTT surely. I doubt he'll ignore the results of the poll like. Not unless he truly is the king of the dickheads.

Lucky bastard! (sort of) He gets that and Owen manages to be out for a year with an incident that didn't look nearly as bad.