Gemmill

I have a real problem with raising to steal the blinds like. I'm always shiteing myself in case some twat calls me, although I know I should just get on with it. Sounds like good advice above though. I do try and put people on something but I'm not very good at it yet. Hopefully it's something you get better at.

What is this new gay "Top Post" function, and why isn't it being applied to ALL MY POSTS?

Aye, I just discovered that. Might have to see if I can get a flyer today.

A lad on the chat box thing last night was hilarious. He kept typing - all in capitals. I HAVE A SKINNY WEINER. MY WEINER IS SKINNY. Then he went on to win 7 big pots in a row with big hands. To celebrate he kept asking everyone: I'M GAY. WHO WANTS SOME BUTT? He then asked me if I was a nigga. Then every time I was in a pot he demanded that anyone playing against me GO ALL IN. BUST THAT NIGGA OUT. I ended up out in 4th but I stayed on to watch him take the piss out the remaining players. He ended up winning and telling everyone U SUCK. I AM THE KING. I CANNOT BE BEATEN.

Right, I'll take your advice. If I lose there'll be HELL ON. You're right though, it's boring as owt for a while when you're only playing one at a time.

What time does it kick off like? I thought it was a 6:55 kick off our time.

Aye I mess about on forums too and it doesn't help cos you've no idea who the maniacs at the table are. I think I'll stick with one table for now though cos I was having heart tremors the other night with the two open.

Because we want to win?

Jesus wept. I played two at the same time the other night, and when it got down to short-handed on both I felt like I was having a constant panic attack. I won one and finished OTM on the other so not a bad resut, but it was stressful as owt. Do you stagger the starts to try and avoid that?

Actually, that's complete bollocks, I would still resent being here late.

By the way, spongebob, how many are you multi-tabling to get through 24 in a night?

I played 24 last night one first, five thirds and a beautiful 18 OTM. Stupid bloody game. I listened to disc 1 btw. Really good sound advice, but be a bit careful on applying too much of it to the short stack SNG game. A lot of the suited connectors and post flop stuff will just get you into trouble in SNGs because if it doesnt work you are left short stacked straight away. I do like his stuff on aggression and position Aye I've listened to it a few times now and it does seem pretty good advice for the most part. I'm still sticking fairly rigidly to the 2+2 strategy for the most part, whilst trying to play as little as possible out of position. It's becoming more and more apparent what a disadvantage that is. The problem with the online SNGs is that you start with so few chips (1500 on Full Tilt), so if you play a couple of hands aggressively with good but not great hands and lose, you're nigh on crippled - which I suppose explains the strict starting hand requirements on that 2+2 strategy.

My week has been a bit crap too. Budget time and Sarbanes bastard Oxley so it's been a couple of late-ish nights. I wouldn't mind if the work was interesting.

I'm on a bad run at the minute like. I think I'm doing the right thing so I'm not too worried, but I'm consistently finishing in 4th or 5th which is getting right on my tits.

Hope you didn't agree to work late else you'll miss the match tonight.

me am olny plyaying.

Whatever.

Just in case anyone missed that, Brock wants us all to know that he talks to girls on the phone sometimes. Jealous tbh. Of the hairy Jorman birds? Even Gemmill can pull better than that, man! Me lass is Brazillian. don't fuckin lie no I am not Did I say anything about nationality dahlin? no but I would lurrrrrrrve to train a virgin Somebody really needs to have a word with Radgina like.

The response to that will unfailingly be 'can I just get the money instead, mate?' Best of all is when they'll ask you for a quid for the bus/a cuppa, and you have a ticket/cup of tea on you, and offer it to them, and they'll refuse; 'I want the cash' I love massive generalisations Seriously, try it. The majority will ask insistently for cash and then grudgingly accept whatever the alternative is. Are you talking about street beggars or genuinely homeless people who sleep on the streets, mate? Beggars. Conmen, the lot of 'em. I have no beef with genuinely homeless-ers. If I was homeless, I'd prefer a quid rather than a cuppa with a stranger. Anti-social bitch!

Quality man.

You tell her she's got a spacka for a boyfriend.

The bloke is a walking baked bean.

Just in case anyone missed that, Brock wants us all to know that he talks to girls on the phone sometimes.

Whereas generally wasting work time on the internet isn't! Hush lesbo.