Gemmill

I didn't even twig actually. I did think "Hmmm didn't have him down as a veggie", but had forgotten all about HanaHana.

It's the equivalent of picking the ham off a hawaiian pizza, you had better ask Alex for clarification on that, or Gemmill. I like pineapple on pizzas. I know that's a bit charvez like. So do I. I also like pink wine.

From Mediawatch on F365. Courtesy of Gay Dave the Mod on N-O.

Are you a supporter of man-bum-sex?

I try to eat organic meat if I'm getting it from the supermarket. Definite difference in the taste as well btw. Better class of chicken tbh - superior upbringing.

Is it cos I is bearded?

I like bacon.

Vege HOM!

I was tarring all bearded 20 year olds with the same brush ftr.

Exactly why Butt should be on from the start tbh. I can see Emre struggling against the likes of Sissoko and Alonso because of his size. Either that or he'll lose his rag. I would have Butt on to stick the boot in and keep them in check.

Have you got a computer at home now anyway, factmeister? Or were you in work over the weekend?

WoooOOOOOOoooooooo! I'm nails man!

I resent that, you'd have to be a real arsehole to joke about something like this! You told us his lass had dropped the sprog a while back and had us all posting our congratulations, and you'd completely made it up. ANYWAY! If it's true I hope he's better soon. And that it puts him on the straight and narrow.

You can try out some of your "Did you know..." facts on people as they're trying to look at the exhibits. Did you know, Ron Guthrie, who played for Blyth in their famous cup run is the only player to have played in every round of the FA Cup (including the qualifying rounds)? Like Harry Enfield's "Only meeeee!" character. "Only meeeee! Did you know........Now I DON'T believe you knew that prior to our encounter!"

You can try out some of your "Did you know..." facts on people as they're trying to look at the exhibits.

Aye, as alex says, hope he's alright. Although I can't help but feel the Smooth is on the wind-up.

Is this serious or not? What's up with him? And have they mistakenly put him in the childrens' ward?

It did my head in though. What is up with these morons. A few churches have been firebombed in other countries and some Italian nun has been shot dead, supposedly as a result of reprisals over what the pope had to say. Now the pope should have known better, but firebombing churches and killing nuns?! Get a grip you tossers.

I really rate Zoggy, think he's a cracking player but Emre and parker have to start against Liverpool, the team should be unchanged injuries allowing (harper in for Given by the looks). Emre's a special little player very intellegent great vision and passing ability and also gets really stuck in too, good with a dead ball and has a very good shot too, i don't understand his critics at all as we have been missing a central midfield playmaker of his class for some time! zoggy's very unlucky that we managed to get Duff and i would certainly look to use him from the bench come wednesday for anyone who is struggling. I like Emre, and he's been decent recently, but I'm not sure where the playmaker tag is coming from. He's neat and tidy and he's not giving the ball away as much as he used to (he's also stopped feeling sorry for himself when he loses it), but he's not getting in advanced areas enough, and I haven't seen much evidence of his playmaking. I'm still expecting more from him tbh.

Shame for Seamus, good for Harper. Harper's not as good as Given, but he's a pretty handy deputy and I've got no worries at all about him coming in. Liverpool should certainly give him plenty opportunity to get match practice on Wednesday night.

Having surgery on a stomach tear apparently. Nice.

Harper Carr Moore Ramage Babayaro Milner Parker Butt Duff Ameobi Martins

Regardless of whether the pope was right with his speech, watching the news this morning, and seeing a set of bearded morons chanting and holding banners about Allah cursing the Pope, outside of Sunday mass at some church in London makes you wonder what is the matter with these people. A lot of them had their faces obscured and the chanting was pretty aggressive. Get a life you complete dickheads. They interviewed some lad who must have been about 20 who had the full beard and that - "We can't make the pope come here, so if we can't make our feelings felt with actions, we must do it with our mouths." Yeah, most lads your age are watching Chelsea v Liverpool on the telly, you're in the street ruining someone's day so you can chant about Allah, you knobhead.

There's a link to Brunson's Super System 2 online on the 2+2 forums btw. The entire text. I would never buy it because there's too much in there non-Hold Em related, but it's there anyway, if anyone fancies a read.

I just can't get over how ugly Tevez is. He's like a wild boar.