Gemmill

Sickener.

I don't understand. Were you hoping it was all about Liverpool? I'm loving the fact that we appear to be squeaky clean in comparison.

I almost wish Allardyce had the England job now cos they'd have to sack the fat knacker.

He's nearly as ugly as his father. Surely the Allardyces are the product of a sexual union between woman and bull.

Meetings on video with the Liverpool hierarchy about a 15 year old kid at Middlesboro. Middlesboro didn't know the agent was touting him around. Your lot expressed an interest in signing him before he turned pro. Naughty naughty.

Surely the NOTW will have hold of the uncensored video for this weekend so they can name the parties involved in that bung deal.

Knee luck for Knut.

Newell fucked it up, the nonce!

Is this gonna be Walcott? Was that January?

25 minutes to go. So far we're only down for one tapping up with no video evidence. Fingers crossed lads!

Lucky escape for the lad tbh. He's still only 15 - not out of the woods yet on Teesside.

Kuh-nackers! Kuh-nut nearly got busted there!

Whoops. First mention of us misbehaving. Who was that fucking gayboy squealing with the trophy?

So basically they went to watch a match at St. James'. That's all.

Picture the scene in the Allardyce's living room.

Get in! Hopefully that fat shaven bull Allardyce is gonna get in the shit for this.

Donna Bell used to get my bus home from school. MONSTER!

Nicola Dobson, you slag!

Good poll. I'm voting no.

Good work.

That's not irony. That's fear.

Are you trying to say that Rambo 2 was the real first one as Rambo 1 was actually called First Blood? Rambo was First Blood Part Two, aye. So Rambo 3 was really Rambo 2. Rambo 3 was Rambo 1 really, if Rambo was First Blood Part Two. I like First Blood but the others have been questionable at best.

It has to end with him lacing Bin Laden all over the shop surely. Muslims burning Stallone effigies pretty much guaranteed.

Reported to be Stallone's next project after Rocky 6. Taking the piss tbh.

I know!