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It's a shame this stupid Labour candidate put a bet on himself to lose his constituency, giving the sizable portion of the electorate that can't tie it's fucking shoelaces a chance to claim that "they're all the same" even though there's zero equivalence.

You'd be on here moaning about the midges the day after you moved.

If we were in a good position, we wouldn't be trying to sell a prospect who has had a good season on loan and is now wanted by a bunch of teams across Europe.

I think we probably thought close enough would be good enough. Then Everton and Forest got points deductions.

I'm in London today for a work thing. It's 30 degrees. Fucking RIDICULOUS.

The tiny little prick.

The Round is owned by the same people. Basically a big pub that now just does burger and chips, but it does them well. And cheers, looking good so far, but I've learned never to trust a weather forecast in the lakes!

The Round and Lake Road Brunch are both good. Also The Fellpack. Bar Es does massively overpriced and not very authentic tapas.

RATTLED!

I'm in Keswick this weekend coming. So close to a famous TT meet-up.

Remember her "postal votes are looking grim for Labour" on the eve of polling day last time around. A statement which was completely made up because they don't even get counted until 10pm on polling day. Wonder what she's got planned for this year.

Your musician acquaintance is an idiot tbh. Marr isn't gonna play any speed limit breaking solos, but he's an incredible writer of guitar tunes.

In Salisbury ffs. The home of an actual confirmed Russian poisoning.

His "this is really making me feel sad" face when she's talking.

To be fair, Villa and Chelsea have been selling academy players to one another for £20m each the past few days. I think it's in response to that, although no question we were planning on doing the same with Minteh/DCL.

If Labour get in, Starmer is gonna let all the unprocessed asylum cases stay, and just release them onto the streets according to Sunak. He's gone crackers.

If anyone can bring themselves to watch it. Incredibly, Kate Ferguson, who is heavily rumoured to be shagging Tory Party Chairman Ric Holden, is doing the post-debate analysis. Sunak is up first so I'm just gonna watch him hopefully get slaughtered and turn it off.

I can't believe I'm even having to type this, bit: Johnny Marr >>>>>>>>>>> Rick Parfitt And it's not REMOTELY close.

This is where a professed love of Status Quo really does come back to bite you.

If its architecture you want, some of you lads need to get yourself to the Glass Centre in Sunderland.

This is the Swiss Ramble from last week where he went through every PL club in a really long, detailed post, and said who still had work to do, and to what extent. See the number at the bottom - he has us about £44m short. The fact that we're valuing Minteh at around 40m would suggest he's not far off.

New MRP. 250 seat majority and that's based on an 18 point lead. I think the average polling lead is actually 20 points, which makes the next slide interesting.... Almost half of the 110 seats the Tories win in this MRP are marginal - note the top of the slide says that if the Labour lead is 2 points higher, ie in line with the polling average, 52 of those 110 Tory seats would go elsewhere. If the polling is right, this lot winning even 150 seats is right at the extreme end of what they could hope for. Pretty mental.

Do you think Tony Stark's parents deprived him of tech?

This is what flailing looks like. Fucking hell