Gemmill

I've been in the wrong thread. I'm at the top of the hill at Weetslade trying to watch Sky News on my phone.

She got up on stage eventually. Probably the most richly deserved defeat of the night. Looking forward to a fucking insane speech.

Truss DOWN!

What a thin-skinned, classless bitch. She's fucked off by the look of it.

The sitting prosecution rests its case.

May's old seat gone. Truss declaration remains imminent ffs.

Shabana Mahmood fends off the tiktok lawyer by 3.4k votes.

Cleverly wins. Honestly probably not the worst thing. There need to be some non idiots whonwill resist Farage.

Harper DOWN! The BBC has just stopped showing them.

I've been misled. They should still kiss.

A 6th former as father of the house.

Kuennsberg going on about how Starmer "managed to crack a few smiles" and then twisting her fucking Picasso portrait of a face into what I assume is disdain.

KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!

Prentis DOWN. Atoorney General gone in Banbury.

Where the fuck is Truss?! I need to walk the dog before Cletus gets here.

Get in!

She's full of hell in her speech. Out with a young female activist today and dickheads slashed the young lass's tires

Liam Fox DOWN!

Kelly Beaver up on BBC now. Dear me. Change that name love.

How do you feel this is going?

Douglas Ross beaten. The SNP can't win anywhere, but they can beat that Tory prick.

Greens now on the same number of seats as Reform. But we've heard nowt about that.

Based on the phonecall, he might think I'm his twin.