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Fulham, Man City and The Smogs all on their way out by the look of it. All the more reason to take this one seriously this year.

Oh here we go. "One of the Premiership's greatest goals ever" now. Fuck off dickhead.

True, and you wouldn't expect some dickhead to lob you from inside his own half. Still fucking silly to be stood so far out of position though, and then to compound it by wearing Boumsong's loafers.

Is that Marwood co-commentating? Blatantly sleeping with Alonso.

Shola off, The Sib on. I'd take a shiney headed hat trick from The Sib at this stage.

Alonso scores from fucking Manchester. Harper looks a bit of a prick.

Today? As long as player like him pulls a black and white shirt on at a fairly regular occurence, we won't achieve anything. Opitomises averageness. Total shit. Aye, had a decent game at West Ham, but it should be no surprise that he's been shite tonight. Rossi on for Martins. Would love him to score - getting booed, the sad Scouse twats.

15 minutes left, only 1-0 down, still in with a chance of a result. I would have taken this situation at the start of the game.

Fucking hell, Babayaro thinks he's playing basketball!

Lucky Bellamy's such a scratty little chihuahua or Harper could have been going the same way as Given.

What the fuck is a bamp? A Harry Ramp! Cath, kick him in the clemmys. Mind, the Liverpool defence looks a totally different prospect to what it's been like the last few seasons. Normally we barely get a sniff against them.

Good save, Harper. Anfield is tramp-tastic like. Full of absolute bamps!

Penalties btw. Pathetic spineless refereeing from Halsey as usual.

Cheers.

Any chance of this link please lads? Not sure why I want to watch like.

Would need to see a transcript of what he said to see if there's anything incriminating in it. I can't remember exactly what was said yesterday. One thing is certain - if he's sueing the BBC, we can't sack him or he'll sue us too, so we're stuck in another soap opera. Great!

Ditto! I was often 'clipped' by my Dad, deservedly so most of the time although sometimes I felt it was a bit over the top but I thought from an early age that there has to be a better way of disciplining and teaching respect and so far, I've never come close to even wanting to raise my hand to them. I'm not a parent and that's fair enough if you've got kids that do respect what you've got to say etc. But I wouldn't hesitate to lay the smacketh down if the situation called for it. I fucking HATE watching shows like Supernanny cos I just want to climb through the telly and bat the little fuckers.

I used to get a clip off my mam if I was acting myself. Never did me any harm. Too much bollocks about these days about it being child abuse and that, whilst the kids run riot. A well-timed clip would soon get some of those little horrors on SuperNanny back in line.

It works. Craig out-nerded again!

Has it worked? Or has he ballsed it up?

Blind date, bobby and Meenzer! *whispers* Psssst. Nobody else go!

Aye probablys! People normally start to put their name down towards the end of the week. I'm sure there'll be people going though.

What are you doing to this poor woman?

I still can't get over the fact that Rob bealed when Diana died. I reckon that high pitched "DIANA" squeal on the day of her funeral might have been him.

Dunno like, Bates really rates him - I remember an interview a while back where he attributed a lot of Leeds good fortune to Carver's role at the club. He might even get the nod as manager.