Gemmill

Was it a volley? If it's the one I'm thinking of it was against Neil Sullivan / Wimbledon soon after Beckham had scored from his own half against him. Half volley iirc.

Not the one mocking a nickname of someone lying seriously ill in a hospital bed tbh Oh fuck off.

OMG CONTROVERSY!11

Could be worse, some cretin could call someone "The Zog" Preferable to Hamster tbh.

I will take a 5 iron to your FACE, 2J!

Fluffy is an autonym.

I know! I bet Luke did though.

That sounds like a classic piece of sports commentary. Gemmill's our very own Alan Brazil. Nowhere near as bad as everyone calling that bloke the fucking hamster in the other thread.

I don't watch all that much golf, but whenever I do, I'm always amazed at the ability of these blokes to hit a ball that small over such distances and get it as close as they do to such a fucking tiny target under so much pressure. Before anyone says anything funny, yes, I KNOW that's the name of the game, but it's ridiculous how good these blokes are at it.

Nice to see Clark do well this morning after his wife dying recently. 2.5 plays 1.5 in Europe's favour after the morning's play.

Are you advocating smacking greedy people?

Aye I'll probably come out for a couple. Think shinton is gonna be there an'all. Renton, you putting in a repeat appearance?

Not really - I'm not sure I'd want to imagine it either. To each their own like, YOU SICK BASTARD.

As someone who was smacked as a kid when I needed it, I honestly don't see the problem with it. I'm not talking about belting your kid round the supermarket or anything, but the odd clip on the back of the legs definitely made me think twice about acting myself as a kid. I see parents grab their kids by the arm and hit them 5 or 6 times without saying anything - now that I think is out of order. Once will do. Then if they act themselves when they regain consciousness, do it again.

And the number of fucking nutcases that sit and watch it out of morbid curiosity!! Best wank I ever had tbh. Dirty bog-frog bastard! I'm with the why-would-you-watch that people though. I knew it was available on the internet, but had absolutely no desire to see it whatsoever. Surely knowing that there are people out there like that is enough. You don't have to see the evidence to confirm it.

Duff on paper. Parker on grass.

I picture Rob in an old Rover with a walnut dash and stringback driving gloves.

Absolutely. I was never smacked and I'm vehemently against it. I don't have children, but if I do have them I won't smack them. I was a well behaved child and I simply don't think that smacking is necessarily an effective means of discipline nor do I agree with hitting anyone, let alone children. Children need boundaries and sanctions, but smacking doesn't provide these. I'm not sure what's worse though, smacking a child in frustration when you reach the end of your tether or using smacking as a considered measure. Maybe if you'd been smacked you wouldn't be such an uppity little bitch.

25th what though? 25th best glass-based website in Brighton? Renton, there is a group of shopping websites, and there is a league amongst them. Just vote and stop asking questions or I will BRAY you next time I see you!

Barry Glendenning and Sean Ingle Thursday September 21, 2006 Guardian Unlimited HE IS CRAIG BELLAMY ... When Newcastle chairman Fat Freddy Shepherd tried to offload Craig Bellamy to Bongo FC, he is rumoured to have received a text from the neckless Welsh troublemaker saying: "I am Craig Bellamy and I don't sign for s**t football clubs!" Yes, he is Craig Bellamy and now that we know what he doesn't do, it's probably time to remind ourselves what he does do. He is Craig Bellamy and - among other unsavoury incidents too numerous to mention - he throws chairs at the first-team coach in the airport, brags about his earnings, gets beaten up by his manager in the club gymnasium, gets thrown down stairs by bouncers in Cardiff nightclubs, slags off his former employers, gets locked in coach toilets by team-mates who hate him, and then signs for Liverpool and tells Big Paper that he has matured because "the older you get, the cleverer you get". And last night Bellamy, 27, proved just how clever he is by instigating a fracas in the tunnel at Anfield with Newcastle coach and Liverpool legend Terry McDermott. "I was talking to the referee at the edge of the tunnel when Bellamy appeared and started calling me names," aye-ayed McDermott. "I thought he was just joking and I put my arm around him, but he kept on calling me names and that's when it all kicked off. There was no need for it at all and he was 100% out of order." Of course, lest anyone think the Fiver's putting a negative spin on Bellamy's showreel in a bid to make him look bad, it's worth noting that he does have an axe to grind with McDermott. When the Liverpool striker was shipped out on loan to the Queen's Celtic from Newcastle last year, McDermott told one reporter "I have never come across so much hatred and unrest over one person. They've begged me not to let this guy back into the club." Which means Blackeye Rovers got him instead, and now Liverpool are lumbered with him. "He's more mature," said Rafa Benitez when asked to explain why he signed Bellamy. "I really couldn't see," he said when asked to explain Bellamy's behaviour last night.

The site was 25th before I voted. The power of Toontastic has moved it up 3 places. Haway, let's get it to NUMBER ONE!

I think I voted. Do you just click on the button thing or do you have to do something in the site that it opens up?

Montgomerie's in the watta.

DO YOU EVER ANSWER YOUR PM If you send me one that makes any sense, I'll reply to it! WTF was that supposed to mean?

I don't normally watch golf, but the Ryder Cup is fucking superb. So shut it.