Gemmill

Jonny, in future, get here before I've fixed it. And also realise that there is a maximum quote thing on here and that last one went over it.

Sorry, but that has us joint 5th with Villa discounting last season, doesn't it? Is that the same Villa whose chairman you would point to last season and say "Things could be worse. We could have Doug Ellis!" Oh dear! The same Doug Ellis that the Villa fans are fucking ECSTATIC to have finally got rid of? Do you see now how your stupid way of calculating things is shite? It puts us on a par with Aston Villa ffs. A club that NO ONE would describe as successful in recent years. Your argument is in tatters. Oi Leazes, a response to this please. Seems to me that your ENTIRE argument about how good Shepherd is has come crashing down on you.

Is he more than you bargained for though?

Is your place alright Jimbo. If your drains overflow you can probably build a raft out of the matted spunk.

What's ask a ninja, you Yorkshire goon!

The uncle who bad touched you and left you mentally scarred for life? Touched his front bottom.

Never mind that, what about this you complete mincer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N8auaV1ZBM

The thought of that horrible fucking smile being out and about in Newcastle is not a nice one.

Who is it then, you enormous freak??

You go to school with a dolphin? Akkakkakkakkkak akkakkakkakkak akkakak.

Will Smith is painfully unfunny in it. It actually made me cry a bit. You do realise it wasn't a comedy though, right? I was referring to the one liners that are part of every action hero's armoury. His were shit. Bollocks, you blatantly thought it was Men In Black III.

Buck Rogers

Blinkin flip!

Will Smith is painfully unfunny in it. It actually made me cry a bit. You do realise it wasn't a comedy though, right?

We got told a shinton joke live and in the flesh in the Trent yesterday. I'm afraid it was no improvement on the usual fare.

Those two are class. I love the bit with the Connect 4.

Jesus that's awful. What a fucking horrible time for them.

you cant deny the fact that he scored sure, but his inability to do much out there is so overwhealming, it grinds me down. Wont bother watching next time he starts. You can't deny that your constant Shola bashing (regardless of the fact he's injured or how well he plays) is getting rather tedious. Agreed. Only on the pitch 20 minutes, scores, gets grief.

Ahhh right. I hope they were getting sponsored for it.

Sloppy Giuseppe is a Pizza Express pizza.

You have got a bit of a look of Aled Jones about you actually.

Are you half welsh? Urgh!

You'll neeeever get a job.

So was Peter Shilton.

Apparently despite his retirement he feels that the offer may be too good to turn down. No shit - hmmm, retired and earning next to nowt, or getting paid to sit on the bench by a Premiership side. I just can't make my mind up.