Gemmill

Come on everybody, c-c-come on everybody. We're gonna do the twist. We're gonna do the twist. W-W-We're gonna do the twist and it goes like THIS. Oh my. I had the Jive Bunny album tbh.

Come on everybody, c-c-come on everybody. We're gonna do the twist. We're gonna do the twist. W-W-We're gonna do the twist and it goes like THIS.

Sort your sig out you complete FUCKING LIAR! Haway mate!

Just did that and now have a lovely 25% discount for 12 months I was offered half price but only for 3 months. Nice one. I did it a few months back and have forgot to ring them again. I'll take the 25% discount though cos otherwise I just keep forgetting and it works out the same anyway.

Good luck. Try not to get too annoyed by all the students hugging one another and doing air kisses, the TWATS.

Lee Clark has nowhere near the experience to be a number 2. The number 2 is supposed to be a relatively experienced head that the manager can turn to to bounce ideas off. Clark is so inexperienced that his only response to Roeder bouncing ideas off him will be "Errr, aye that sounds about right." I know everyone needs to start somewhere but ffs he's only had one or two season's worth of coaching experience, and he wasn't considered eligible for the job when we brought Bond in, so he shouldn't be eligible for it now. The fast tracking that Clark is getting is all down to his geordie accent.

Thing is though, if you go in for a challenge like that, you don't know who's going to come off worst. It could just as easily have been him. When a player's out to hurt someone they tend to do it in a situation that's more favourable to them.

Could we not be in danger of getting sued by Bond for this? If he's suing the BBC then surely we're in the firing line now for ditching him?

"No Mr. Bond......I expect you to clear your desk and vacate the premises."

Cheesy chebs.

Not sure actually, didn't really listen when they read out the bench. I would just go with Krul - if something does happen to Harper, let Krul see out that game and then worry about paying some old giffer a wage for a couple of months. Or alternatively just let the young lad play.

Do we not have a Lavender Forum for threads like this?

Couldn't be arsed to read the whole article, but the stuff about Harewood is total bullshit.

Just been sacked. Bond......Jobless Bond.

I take it the dweebs derided your mere 27 incher.

One thing is certain - we won't have any more points on Monday than we have today. Where that leaves us in the league is anyone's guess.

I've got a 32" telly like, but it's not HD, and I'm already paying a tenner extra a month for the multiroom, so I'm not gonna pay another tenner for HD. Which reminds me - I need to ring Sky and threaten to leave again so that they give me my subscription for half price.

Until you don't have to pay £10 a month for a handful of HD channels, they can nick off tbh.

Only the people who go to the types of clubs you go to. I think it was you that, not two weeks ago, was on here going "Hey Rockshots used to be a good night out ACTUALLY".

Anyone else read the title of this thread as Titus Bramble: enough is enough is enough, I can't go on, I can't go on, no no?

Surely anyone with any sense will wait until a) it becomes apparent which of the two formats will be most popular and b ) the prices come down. The dweebs who have to be first to own these things either end up buying the wrong one or paying massively over the odds. I like having a decent widescreen telly, and when I go into Bainbridges or whatever and see the HD TVs, the picture is amazing, but I'm not THAT arsed that I would hand over thousands of pounds. It doesn't make the programmes you watch any better.

Don't worry Gemmill, you're not the only one that's noticed that the point you've been making is being completely ignored. LM - responding with "well you ignore my questions" doesn't disprove the fact that your total argument about Ellis being far worse than Shepherd is complete rubbish! You've been proven wrong - now be man enough to admit it! Craig, firstly I will say I really don't give a flying fuck about Aston Villa. Then I will say that Doug Ellis has been in charge of Villa for 26 years, since they won the European Cup, and the League Title the year before that. If Shepherd and the current board had such a span and "went backwards" to the same degree then of course you could say they had had their time and failed. 1. Now - as you avoided my earlier question. Are we or are we not better off without Craig Bellamy in the team , 2. And - do you still maintain that we were right to throw 50m quid at the scottish fuckpig to "build his own team then judge him" ? Those questions are for BOTH you and Gemmill, as you have both said those things at the time. And you BOTH avoided it earlier... "Fuck! They're right. I look like a complete tit and my argument is ruined. Quick! Think! What should I do! I know, I'll throw a couple of questions at them - er Craig Bellamy...blah blah blah....50m quid...blah blah." By the way Leazes, I don't know how you DARE have a go at Aston Villa. They are the 5th best club in the country over the last 10 years and there are 87 other clubs who worse off than them. I love the way you've now had to modify your argument to "Errrrr...but Villa won the European Cup and now they haven't won it since. That means they've gone backwards". What an idiot. I'll answer your stupid diversionary questions when you concede that Doug Ellis is as good a chairman as Freddy Shepherd because Villa were 5th best on average for the last decade, and there were 87 clubs worse off than them.

No answer to the Doug Ellis issue then Leazes. It won't go away if you ignore it you know? You've been talking shit and your argument is completely redundant.

Go for it tbh. Whatever he has to say, all I need do is point to that video of him miming with no top and a fucking hairband on and I win.

Sorry, but that has us joint 5th with Villa discounting last season, doesn't it? Is that the same Villa whose chairman you would point to last season and say "Things could be worse. We could have Doug Ellis!" Oh dear! The same Doug Ellis that the Villa fans are fucking ECSTATIC to have finally got rid of? Do you see now how your stupid way of calculating things is shite? It puts us on a par with Aston Villa ffs. A club that NO ONE would describe as successful in recent years. Your argument is in tatters. Oi Leazes, a response to this please. Seems to me that your ENTIRE argument about how good Shepherd is has come crashing down on you. I thought you did figures ? Do those figures show only 4 clubs are above us in the last decade or not The other FACT is that pre-1992 there were anywhere 12 - 20 clubs above us, and we have qualified for europe more in the past decade than in the previous 30 years. No tatters, there Gem mate...just your accountancy qualifications and reading ability ... Respond to the point I made re Aston Villa and your constant references to Doug Ellis as an example of how bad things could be. Turns out that's how bad things HAVE been all along. Come on, you can do it. Actually respond to something that someone has put to you.