Gemmill

He's blatantly cupping your bumcheek. And look at you trying to keep a straight face!

God I remember that kid first time around when he was on Wogan. What a prize mincer!

It's class the way he's just not responding to it. "If I ignore it, the nasty boys will stop bringing it up sooner or later. Surely they will. "

How do you tell them apart without a precise and explicit code of conduct applied accross the board? The right to remain silent must be about as old and set in stone as the theory of innocent until proven guilty. Would you prefer to erode the human rights of everyone to to ensure someone...anyone was convicted of every crime? Just start driving responsibly, problem solved Or at the very least, slow down for speed cameras.

Yeah, we seem to be making the mistake of trying to employ him as a professional footballer.

Never mind this thread, Leazes. Reply in the one where your entire forum existence is on the line. How will you survive without your 5th best, 87 clubs below us argument to fall back on when people point out that you're talking shit? Now all you have left is do you or do you not think it was a good idea to sell Craig Bellamy. You can't build a forum career on Craig Bellamy.

So that means you need to record yourself acting like an arsehole, and put it on the internet? Yes. And I couldn't give a flying fuck what you make of it tbh. What a cunt you are ! There's no coming back from that one.

Basically anything that Brock mimes to on youtube.

Fuck. Ing. Hell.

Nice one Fish. Should have just got bar work in the first place like your mentor (me) told you to. I'm glad to hear you aren't fleecing old people out of their life savings anymore though.

The way I look at it, I feel like other clubs see the season ahead coming and strive to put things in place so that they're prepared for a 38 game Premiership campaign, and whatever else may come in the form of cup runs etc. They plan meticulously, and the manager and the Chairman work hard during the summer to make sure that, as far as possible, they have all the bases covered and in the absence of things going very wrong they've given themselves as good a chance as they can of having a good season. At Newcastle, on the other hand, I think Shepherd views the close season as 3 months where he can take it easy. I think he sees his job as a bit like a school teacher's, with a nice long summer holiday where he comes in for the last week or so to do his transfer business before the season starts.

I'm already massively disappointed and it has nothing to do with unrealistic expectations. Unless it was unrealistic for me to expect the club to actually buy some players in the areas that we needed them during the 3 month transfer window. I'm also disappointed in the fact that we have 3 members of coaching staff at the club, two of which are Lee Clark and Terry McDermott. Again, I don't think it was unrealistic of me to expect us to establish a proper coaching set up during the summer. As a result of the above, my expectations for the season have been lowered dramatically, but I still reserve the right to be disappointed when we lose games that we should be winning where this is directly attributable to a failure to act during the summer.

Given leading with arms and body, Harewood leading with his legs straight out in front him on the deck (no danger of twisting them). I think it was one of them. Dont really want to go on about it but i did think 'ah tell em to fuck off glenn' when he started apologising. Who gives a shit what they think? He should have just 'As much as i'd chop me own knob off to have harewood at newcastle, he is bully and a brute and i dont take kindly to your to your insulting chants' Would have been better. Easy to say, but I reckon very few of us wouldn't be intimidated by 30,000 angry yobs I think Glenn dealt with it well...he comes out looking like the good guy, he's shown respect to the West Ham "fans" and the consensus is that they're (W.Ham) a bunch of cunts. Southerners man. Scum of the earth.

Feel a bit sorry for the bloke. You get involved with a dodgy prick like Redknapp, and before you know it you're jobless and your reputation is a mess. I don't know the extent of his involvement in any of it, but not a nice time for him at all.

Erm....shit.........right.......I know.......are we or are we not better off without Craig Bellamy at the club? Ha! That'll fox them. They'll forget all about the fact that I've been talking out of my crevice for the best part of two or three years!

Don't worry Gemmill, you're not the only one that's noticed that the point you've been making is being completely ignored. LM - responding with "well you ignore my questions" doesn't disprove the fact that your total argument about Ellis being far worse than Shepherd is complete rubbish! You've been proven wrong - now be man enough to admit it! Craig, firstly I will say I really don't give a flying fuck about Aston Villa. Then I will say that Doug Ellis has been in charge of Villa for 26 years, since they won the European Cup, and the League Title the year before that. If Shepherd and the current board had such a span and "went backwards" to the same degree then of course you could say they had had their time and failed. 1. Now - as you avoided my earlier question. Are we or are we not better off without Craig Bellamy in the team , 2. And - do you still maintain that we were right to throw 50m quid at the scottish fuckpig to "build his own team then judge him" ? Those questions are for BOTH you and Gemmill, as you have both said those things at the time. And you BOTH avoided it earlier... "Fuck! They're right. I look like a complete tit and my argument is ruined. Quick! Think! What should I do! I know, I'll throw a couple of questions at them - er Craig Bellamy...blah blah blah....50m quid...blah blah." By the way Leazes, I don't know how you DARE have a go at Aston Villa. They are the 5th best club in the country over the last 10 years and there are 87 other clubs who worse off than them. I love the way you've now had to modify your argument to "Errrrr...but Villa won the European Cup and now they haven't won it since. That means they've gone backwards". What an idiot. I'll answer your stupid diversionary questions when you concede that Doug Ellis is as good a chairman as Freddy Shepherd because Villa were 5th best on average for the last decade, and there were 87 clubs worse off than them. Bump. Just for Leazes when he recovers from the nervous breakdown he's suffered after realising that the entire premise for his pro-Shepherd argument has been dismantled.

Bow before me. I am nails.

Sadly, I agree.. Shambles, it really is. The state of the squad, the total lack of qualified coaches. We are a Premiership football team ffs. All of this stems from the man at the top - if an unprofessional tone is set at the top of an organisation then it permeates to all levels. There isn't another team in the division run like this. Whether Clark gets the job or not, we still need qualified coaches bringing in IMMEDIATELY. What's the bets we make do with what we've got, despite being 2 coaches down on what we started the season with. Expect our already poor performances to deteriorate if we don't sort this out.

Oi, that's my line.

Too much of a man to greet someone with a kiss? Closet hom tbh! Does that make YOU a fully paid-up pretentious ponce if you do do them? Sign of affection tbh. And if they are little hotties...all the better. You are a clearly a man out of touch with his emotions. McGroin does air kisses. What a MINCER! MAN UP FFS. I've been southernised.... I even do hugs. *mwah*......*mwah* How ARE you darling?

Not bad actually.

Shola should be rested on Thursday and Sunday tbh. We should win on Thursday without him, and we'll be bending over on Sunday whether he plays or not. Give him a break seen as he's clearly not fit at the mo.

Too much of a man to greet someone with a kiss? Closet hom tbh! Does that make YOU a fully paid-up pretentious ponce if you do do them? Sign of affection tbh. And if they are little hotties...all the better. You are a clearly a man out of touch with his emotions. McGroin does air kisses. What a MINCER! MAN UP FFS.

Too much of a man to greet someone with a kiss? Closet hom tbh! Does that make YOU a fully paid-up pretentious ponce if you do do them?