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I'd love to be able to tell you that this is a wind-up, but this is a picture of Pavel Srnicek in training with the first team today.

This should be in the help forum. Nobody help her. She's done this deliberately you know. She knows the rules.

The Scottish are welcome to independence tbh, as long as they get their own currency, and support their own economy. The English would be having to do a Live Aid concert within a year just so you could feed yourselves. After taking control of their own oil I believe the Scottish may be able to fend for themselves. Of course Britain may be f*cked without the Scottish contingent in the army. You'll all be starving man. It'll be a third world country within a year. Oil will be the least of your concerns. Bit of a clue there. Reserves used up in a year once the vegetable oil ran out, trying to deep fry rats and stuff. That's when the concert would have to take place. I can just see them running the VT on the big screens at the concerts actually. Fields of desperately skinny people with their shellsuits hanging off them, lying on a sea of crushed Irn Bru cans, staring beseechingly into the cameras. Little stick legs emerging from dirty kilts.

What about your beloved Sunderland? You'd have to wave goodbye to your roots.

The Scottish are welcome to independence tbh, as long as they get their own currency, and support their own economy. The English would be having to do a Live Aid concert within a year just so you could feed yourselves. After taking control of their own oil I believe the Scottish may be able to fend for themselves. Of course Britain may be f*cked without the Scottish contingent in the army. You'll all be starving man. It'll be a third world country within a year. Oil will be the least of your concerns. Bit of a clue there. Reserves used up in a year once the vegetable oil ran out, trying to deep fry rats and stuff. That's when the concert would have to take place.

The Scottish are welcome to independence tbh, as long as they get their own currency, and support their own economy. The English would be having to do a Live Aid concert within a year just so you could feed yourselves. After taking control of their own oil I believe the Scottish may be able to fend for themselves. Of course Britain may be f*cked without the Scottish contingent in the army. You'll all be starving man. It'll be a third world country within a year. Oil will be the least of your concerns.

Freddie Starr's agent announcing to the press that he'd made an undisclosed donation for personal reasons. Does a lot of work for charidee, doesn't like to talk about it tbh.

The Scottish are welcome to independence tbh, as long as they get their own currency, and support their own economy. The English would be having to do a Live Aid concert within a year just so you could feed yourselves. i think i'll change my no. 2 selection. I have decided i'm quite happy sending London all the alkie tramps and Gordon Browns we don't want. Feeeeed theeee Scoooooottish.

The Scottish are welcome to independence tbh, as long as they get their own currency, and support their own economy. The English would be having to do a Live Aid concert within a year just so you could feed yourselves.

I have the start of don't want to miss a thing by aerosmith tattooed on the top of me arm with date i first met woor lass owt to say Hope you never split up / start hating aerosmith. By the way is an aerosmith an actual job title at Nestle? Did you win that comedy award then?

Enough is enough is enough!

Free condom-and-lube packs that you can generally get in your local friendly poofy haunt somewhere in the Pink Triangle. Actually, while I wasn't exactly serious about handing them out on street corners or what-have-you, making free contraception available to all, and particularly those who need it the most (or need a kid the least), would certainly make it into my manifesto somewhere. I had a walk down Canal street in Manchester on Monday as it happens. Wasn't the gay Mecca I had expected, I have to say. Much to your disappointment tbh. Blatantly cruising. Shut it and remove your sig! I don't take no orders from no gay boy! You're just gutted that I'm the victor! You lost! EVERYONE knows it! Is this your impression of LeazesMag? Remind me why you like San Fracisco so much again btw. WRONG Porker! I won. You can't spell haway and nor can you spell San Francisco. Prancing down Canal Street indeed. That must have been one of the longest games of hopscotch in history.

Free condom-and-lube packs that you can generally get in your local friendly poofy haunt somewhere in the Pink Triangle. Actually, while I wasn't exactly serious about handing them out on street corners or what-have-you, making free contraception available to all, and particularly those who need it the most (or need a kid the least), would certainly make it into my manifesto somewhere. I had a walk down Canal street in Manchester on Monday as it happens. Wasn't the gay Mecca I had expected, I have to say. Much to your disappointment tbh. Blatantly cruising. Shut it and remove your sig! I don't take no orders from no gay boy! You're just gutted that I'm the victor!

Free condom-and-lube packs that you can generally get in your local friendly poofy haunt somewhere in the Pink Triangle. Actually, while I wasn't exactly serious about handing them out on street corners or what-have-you, making free contraception available to all, and particularly those who need it the most (or need a kid the least), would certainly make it into my manifesto somewhere. I had a walk down Canal street in Manchester on Monday as it happens. Wasn't the gay Mecca I had expected, I have to say. Much to your disappointment tbh. Blatantly cruising.

Well let's see. How are we going to benefit from withdrawing from Europe? It would be a disaster. As for immigration, Shinton is a bit vague on what he means here in a Leazes-esque way, so I'll not comment. National service? I think the British army might put a dampener on that idea. Capital punishment? Would solve nothing. Abolish family benefit? What good would that do other than hit the poorest families most making society even more unequal, and perpetuate our social problems? Needless to say I'm glad Shinton is not PM, if this is what he believes in he should probably vote UKip, one of the most odious and brainless political parties going. Do you think you might be taking this a bit seriously? I don't think shinton has any plans to run against Gordon Brown.

Was there a Mr. Men called Mr. Argumentative Tosspot, or am I just thinking of Renton?

If I have to do National Service, you're voted out!

I have the start of don't want to miss a thing by aerosmith tattooed on the top of me arm with date i first met woor lass owt to say :D :stop: :stop: :gay: :gay: Nar.

Nice bracelet.

I liked it when he said "Keith, I thought I told you to zip it" to T-Keith.

Aye, I'd be interested to know exactly how many hours worth of lectures per week are involved in a postgrad course like. I think I had about 18 hours per week when I was doing my degree. What a life, man!

Don't forget this when you respond, Leazes: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...st&p=203666

is that aimed at me?? Your name Shinton?

Aye they did that with our tutorials, but not lectures.