Gemmill

You can PM two people at once man woman man (oooo pervy threesome )! I'm not buying the been at work all night excuse either - I don't expect special dispensation when I get home on a night having worked all day. So shut it.

Just do as you're told and put it down, McGroin. It looks wrong when the seat's left up anyway - FACT!

Tut tut tbh.

PMs tbh.

The incredulity on that thread at the suggestion that it's possible to go to the toilet without slashing all over the floor, man. We've got some right mongs on here! I got dubbed "Mr. Hand-Eye co-ordination" for not pittling all over the place ffs.

Who calls a kid Dustin?

If I recall correctly, Matt's house had a rancid floorboard next to the toilet, which was the result of him and his dad pissing all over it.

Mr. Belding would be APPALLED.

http://captainftp.xdsnet.de/ Excuse me!

And according to the Telegraph: It is understood that Roeder was distinctly under-whelmed by Bond's efforts since he began working on Tyneside and their friendship, which flourished as England B team-mates, had deteriorated. This is in sharp contrast to Roeder's billing during the summer, when he enthused: "I have taken my time because I wanted the right man and I know I have got him. I have always found him an excellent family man and he has turned out to be a very good coach indeed. "He did some scouting work for me when I was at West Ham and he has a great football background and pedigree." So basically, he was shit anyway. I hope Roeder is better at identifying good players than he is at identifying good coaches. Especially seen as he "took his time because he wanted the right man" with this one.

I use Captain FTP. Do I sound like I know what I'm on about?

Roeder suprised by Bond sacking- Skysports.com Newcastle boss Glenn Roeder has admitted he was surprised to see Kevin Bond sacked as his assistant. Bond lost his job at Newcastle as Roeder's number two after he was implicated in the Panorama probe into bungs in football. The former Portsmouth coach has denied any wrongdoing and is considering taking legal action against the programme makers. Roeder, who will have coaches Terry McDermott and Lee Clark working alongside him in place of Bond, insists he is in no rush to bring in a new right-hand man. "It was a surprise and there has been no time even to give that any thought whatsoever, not with the game coming up," said Roeder. "It is certainly something I will not be rushing into." Meanwhile, Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp has jumped to the defence of Bond. Redknapp is convinced Bond is innocent of any misdemeanour regarding alleged illegal payments. "You'd not meet a straighter fella than Kevin. He's a fantastic coach, a real football man," Redknapp told The Sun. "It would never enter his mind to do anything wrong, never ever. If he's got one fault maybe it's he's too nice a guy." It seems Roeder didn't know Bond was getting the boot. Nicely handled, Freddy, professional to a fault.

Stegna mare woor lass thinks it's in Faliraki, doing her coco, imagines we will be humping like dogs in the street. Not a pretty sight Don't bother G man The thought of you humping in the streets is making me want to poke my mind's eye out.

There are 87 examples over the last decade. Shame you are blind to evidence mind ....... 86 actually. Remember we're joint 5th with Aston Villa. Which puts Shepherd on a par with Doug Ellis, something which you are studiously avoiding having to own up to by refusing to set foot in that thread where your silly 5th best on average argument was pulled to bits. They've won a trophy in the last 10 years though, which puts them above us in a 'goal difference' scenario. Not that trophies seem to mean owt to LM like, in these sorts of arguments. "Do you or do you not think that it was a good idea to sell Craig Bellamy" is how he'll react to this.

There are 87 examples over the last decade. Shame you are blind to evidence mind ....... 86 actually. Remember we're joint 5th with Aston Villa. Which puts Shepherd on a par with Doug Ellis, something which you are studiously avoiding having to own up to by refusing to set foot in that thread where your silly 5th best on average argument was pulled to bits.

I put the seat back down if I go for a slash like. Not because anyone has told me to, but because it looks minging with the seat left up and it takes me all of half a second to put it back down. Also, we've had this one before, but anyone that can't go to the bog without pissing all over the seat/floor has got something wrong with them. And anyone who pisses all over the seat/floor and doesn't do anything about it is a filthy twat. That is all.

I want to watch Old School again too. Mindless, but funny.

The Scottish are welcome to independence tbh, as long as they get their own currency, and support their own economy. The English would be having to do a Live Aid concert within a year just so you could feed yourselves. After taking control of their own oil I believe the Scottish may be able to fend for themselves. Of course Britain may be f*cked without the Scottish contingent in the army. You'll all be starving man. It'll be a third world country within a year. Oil will be the least of your concerns. Bit of a clue there. Reserves used up in a year once the vegetable oil ran out, trying to deep fry rats and stuff. That's when the concert would have to take place. I can just see them running the VT on the big screens at the concerts actually. Fields of desperately skinny people with their shellsuits hanging off them, lying on a sea of crushed Irn Bru cans, staring beseechingly into the cameras. Little stick legs emerging from dirty kilts. Or they could export their huge reserves of clean drinking water to the south of England. Nationalise the very lucrative spring water trades. Take advantage of the huge amounts of farm land available. Not to mention the alternative power surces available that Scotland could tap which the English don't want to. All of the above would require them actually working. Not gonna happen.

Best thing is that they think they've got us all fooled as well. Hilarious man. The day after we're linked with Hedman and Wattereus, Pav, having not been around for a while randomly turns up in Newcastle to watch a shit match against Estonian opposition. He then randomly turns up at training and......whaddya know it.....we give him a game! The club think they're dealing with 5 year olds.

Have you taken all of your evil tablets in one go today ??? hes just bored i can tell, and hating the fact he's stuck at work And im still on my hols!!!!!! Shut it country bumpkin! "Oi bain't even been to work today! Oi loves it! "

To be fair, I can see the reason for being wary around another Spaniard, and an ex-teammate of mongboy Luque. Although I agree with the sentiment - Hasselbaink for example. Not even a risk tbh.

Have you taken all of your evil tablets in one go today ??? Overdosed tbh.

SCAB! SCAB! SCAB!

Seriously though, the bloke is 40 or something. What are we DOING???

shurrup Bianca, i didnt post this in the help section as its not help for here, just a general question....though maybe you're right I won't be helping her, and I urge everyone else to follow suit!