Gemmill

Now you come to mention it.

Can we have this added please?

This smilie needs adding tbh. I shall inform the moderators.

Have you lost it, bog-frog?

Follow the follow the follow the follow the......Follow the yellow brick road!

I was listening to Rodney Marsh (who is a tit) on the radio the other day, and he was on about booing in football. I know that to an extent he's just looking to get a reaction so people phone in, but he was saying that he can't believe this business with booing your own team at matches. He reckons when he played the fans got behind the team no matter what, and he never played in front of fans that booed the team. He reckons that if he was playing football in the modern era he wouldn't be able to have the same relationship with the fans that he had in those days if that's how they behaved, as as soon as they started booing he would just think "Right, well bollocks to you lot." and would actually try LESS hard to succeed. Now, for the most part I think he's completely missing the point that the relationship between players and fans has completely changed anyway because of the money players get paid these days, and the amount it costs to support a football team these days, but I could almost see the point he was trying to make. If you genuinely are trying hard and it's just not working for you and you go in 1-0 down at half-time with your fans booing you off, there'll always be those players desperate to get back out for the second half to prove you wrong, but there'll also be those who think "Fuck you" and don't put as much effort in as a result. I think, anyway.

Why all the questions? So you can narrow down which of the Pink Floyd albums to list?

I said the same to someone at work earlier - you get a different crowd in on a European night, and I'm fully expecting Bramble's name to get booed and the crowd to get on his back.

To be fair, Emre does 70% of the team's passing, so it's only natural he'll misplace some. You're such an Emre bummer. It was just an example, although as it happens, he does misplace too many passes.

bobby, that's the first time I've seen that joke. Normally you post unfunny ones, why the change in policy?

Apparently he's wrecked at the minute (a hangover from his glandular fever) and we're having to rest him tonight as a result. So aye, I'd prefer if he had the international break off rather than go away with England. Having said that, it's unlikely he'll play even if he gets the call-up, and he deserves the call-up for his efforts, so maybe it'd be good for us and him if he gets to go away with England (from a you-can-realise-your-ambitions-at-Newcastle point of view).

Was he in the Jackson 5? Grumpy, Sleepy, Bashful, Michael and Tito wasn't it?

tbh[/gerld] [/gay]

So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Nah, flushing the bog, shifting the seat up and down, locking and unlocking the cubicle door, all of which have been touched by other people's FILTH! Either way it's absolutely minging like. Anyway, I'm eating my lunch, can we stop talking about this stuff please. In the foof factory where I used to work when going to the toilet you had to 1 wash your hands on the way into the toilet, using a knee activated tap ( leave it Gman ) 2 wash your hand after your doings (inside washroom) 3 wash your hands once out of washroom using knee activated tap They recognised doors and such were covered with bacteria Foof factory? In the place I worked at in America, basically NO ONE washed their hands, shit or piss, so I used to open the door using a bit of tissue to avoid having to get the filthy bastards' germs on my hands after washing them. A bit Howard Hughes, but it was worth it for the piece of mind. Peace of mind. Quick to give everyone a piece of your mind yet you can't even spell. Probably typing with shit all over your fingers. I looked at that after I'd typed it and thought it was wrong, but I knew that only a TOTAL GAYBOY would point it out.

Urgh! Given that you're a night before showerer this is even worse. Washed hands after a wee are the first time you've actually come into contact with soap that day, so to pass the opportunity up is unforgivable!

Re the match - they need to fill those paper towel things more regularly. By half time there's nothing left to dry your hands on. Agree though, re nobody washing their hands. Then they go and eat chips or a pie, the filthy pigs.

Babayaro can play an'all. Or is he injured? Hopefully this lot are too crap to capitalise on our turdy defence.

That is class.

Embarrassing Dad-tastic.

Stephen Carr is being rewarded for his sparkling form by being made captain for the evening.

Parker and Moore rested apparently. Zog carrying a knock but expected to play if Duff isn't fit.

Nah, I'm with you snakehips. And it's understandable that we are so careful given that 20% of this board either don't bother washing or only do bother after a crap. This thread should be stickied and used to vet potential piss-up attendees.

Maybe one of the players has been refusing to accept that he's misplacing passes or something, so Glenn's got the software so he can sit them down and go "Oh my god, you are SO busted, girlfriend!"

Urgh! TRAMP!