Gemmill

You poo at the match! Urgh!

Fishy teeth!

What was the verdict on your shoulder anyway?

??????????? A bloke lies in the gap underneath and a bird sits on the seat. The elastic seat allows her to bounce up and down with ease. Eh? I still don't see the need? Imagine your lass was as fat and lazy as you. Have you got it now?

Potential deathtrap.

Is it for cacking on people. By the way, peasepud, these are guesses. How on earth can you see something like that and know what it is, you sick individual?!

If peaspud knows what it is it must be something dirty. Is it a fisting chair?

You smelt it, Roeder's dealt it http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~904864,00.html Wow! What a coincidence that he just turned up to watch our UEFA Cup game and now he's playing for us again. What a stroke of good fortune. They must think we are morons.

I'm not talking about watching it at work, you retard! I can get away with the internet, but I think watching movies might be pushing it a bit.

How lucky is he not to break his neck when he plants his hands and they slip? Could have been nasty.

Right, I've got Flightplan to watch - put it on my Screenselect list then forgot to take it off when everyone on here said it was really shit. So my question is: Is it that bad that I'm better off just putting it straight back in the post without watching it, or can I get away with it as a mindless way to pass two hours?

In the showers afterwards trying out a new reacharound technique tbh. A man of your size shouldn't be engaging in physical activity without a doctor present anyway. I'll not rise to the bait. I'm off to a walk in centre now as my arm feels paralysed. You probably fell asleep on it and killed it tbh.

The kitsmen.........better than Shola.

Rooney to pwney us tbh.

I no longer consider it debating tbh. He's a broken man, and his entire reason for being has been shredded. I'm just prodding him to see if he has ANYTHING left.

In the showers afterwards trying out a new reacharound technique tbh. A man of your size shouldn't be engaging in physical activity without a doctor present anyway.

Gyppo. FACT!

By the way, there are plenty difficult looking groups possible from those pots above. Having said that, I'd sooner it was a bit of a competitive tournament than us playing Bosnians and Estonians every couple of weeks.

Group of death when 3 teams out of 5 go through? Howay! This format is completely shit. All it means is more games to drag our league form down and risk possible serious injuries. Then, when we qualify, we will get knocked out by the first decent team we meet, probably in the quarter finals. Oh joy. On the plus side, with the final in Scotland, if we did somehow manage to spawn our way through, it'll make for a canny day out. Aren't we seeded and therefore guaranteed crap teams until pretty much the QFs anyway? On the negative side, I won't get a ticket as I haven't been arsed to go to many European matches this year. Bah! Ner ner! Put yourself on the direct debit scheme GYPSY BOYYYYY!

Actually, think it depends where you finish in the group. If you come second you can get a CL drop-out, which wouldn't be good. From what I can gather our group will consist of one team (and only one team) from each of the following pots: Pot #2: Club Brugge FC Basel AZ Alkmaar Sparta Prague Rangers Celta Vigo Paris St.-Germain RC Lens Pot #3: Besiktas Palermo Espanyol Hereenveen Partizan Belgrade Rapid Bucharest Wisla Krakow Slovan Liberec Pot #4: Fenerbache Austra Wien Hapoel Tel-Aviv Osasuna Blackburn Grasshoppers Zurich Dynamo Bucharest Livorno Pot #5: Tottenham Maccabi Haifa Sporting Braga Nancy Eintracht Frankfurt Zulte Waregem Mlada Boleslav OB Odense

Group of death when 3 teams out of 5 go through? Howay! This format is completely shit. All it means is more games to drag our league form down and risk possible serious injuries. Then, when we qualify, we will get knocked out by the first decent team we meet, probably in the quarter finals. Oh joy. On the plus side, with the final in Scotland, if we did somehow manage to spawn our way through, it'll make for a canny day out. Aren't we seeded and therefore guaranteed crap teams until pretty much the QFs anyway?

Was the Your Support is Fucking Shit meant to be ironic btw? I would like to think so.

Sounds like man flu. Good luck, brother.

I'm with Radgina like. Having worked on a specialist DJ night in a nightclub for a few years, and listened to different DJs play the same shit in the same order week after week after week, cheered on by sycophantic knobheads.....horrendous. Cheering a bloke for correctly mixing two records into one another? Fuck me. Well done mate, you are truly the king of the stylus.

All the more reason for you to be entertaining us, Jonathan.