Gemmill

Half 4 finish here. I'm gonna do some stuff for a bit and see if time speeds up any.

Aye, we have proper coding set up for our smilies on here man! N-O-Mong.gif

*stifled giggles*

1:45 man. What is up with time?!

Disagree, completing the performance without any ill affects of the hand slip are a sign of true class and inner strength and will to win. Parkinson, have you never watched the Olympics? You LOSE points for that sort of thing! You don't gain them for retrieving your error.

That's true. Mind there's 25% on here that don't wash their hands after a wee, and 8% who don't bother after a crap. On reflection the latter is a bannable offence surely.

It means you've been reamed by Zorro.

We should get Craig to fix it so that their names are in a different colour font on the memberlist. That way we can memorise them and we'll just know to be wary when we're even chatting to them on here.

We should have different danger alert levels at pissups too. Brown Alert for any known shitters that don't wash their hands. Yellow alert for the "my cock's clean" brigade.

Martins loses points for the hand-slip like. Olga Korbut vs. Ronnie Corbett?

Says the man who does sums for a living And if anyone gave me a standing ovation or shouted "Reconcile us another phat one, Scott" when my accounts balanced, I'd tell them to get a grip.

Renton, you should write this down, make a few copies, laminate them, and we'll all have one. That way we know who not to accept drinks or handshakes or any human contact from.

I think everyone that goes to the pissups might be ok, barring Bridget. Although shinton hasn't really said anything definitive on what he does, and I did shake hands with him last Sunday.

In fact I think this could become known as The Fundamental Work Problem. Isn't this what all work is all about? Skiving shirley? That's the Fundamental Theorem for Surviving The Workplace.

"It is a move which will delight the United supporters as Srnicek was a popular Jim Smith signing at the end of the early 1990s" IT'S 2006 NOW YOU CRAGGY FACED COCKHEAD.

In fact I think this could become known as The Fundamental Work Problem. Isn't this what all work is all about?

:lol: I'm sure I found that much funnier than it is. I think it's cos I pictured Alex with all soot on his face with hair on a wall behind him.

I've got loads of stuff to do, but it's all so mind-numbing that I can't face any of it, even though I know it would pass the afternoon quicker but it might kill me in the process. What a conundrum.

You tit!

It's not even one o clock yet. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE????

Don't worry Sammy. Both my cock and my hands are clean. I didn't think for a second you were suggesting otherwise. Alex, how is hoy noy broyn coy land? Have you met anyone that does as good a Northern Irish accent as Sammy yet?

Agreed. You only need to look at where he comes when you work out Middlesbrough's average Premiership finish over the last 10 years to see that he's basically a rank amateur.

Class that though. Putting McClaren right in his place, and freezing his agent out of all negotiations. Quality.

Urgh, na. Couldn't do it. Besides there's always a queue of people outside. And I mean literally RIGHT outside the cubicle. You must be able to see a collection of people's feet stood right outside. How are you meant to shit under that sort of pressure?? I can never understand when I see people waiting for a shit at halftime. How many shits a day would you need to be doing to want to time one for half time at the match?!

Although he really needs to stop dying his hair and just accept the fact that he's grey. He looks like that Jasper Carrot character, Wiggy.