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Based on my WhatsApp, we just conceded. Hasn't happened at my house yet.

Ollie Arblaster is a name straight out of Commando comics.

Now let that be the end of it.

Ashworth was supposedly not happy that Howe had final say on transfer deals. If Barnes is here, it's because Howe wanted him.

Great result for Newcastle and the world.

We could do with the toothy German prick conjuring up a draw here.

The ROFLKLOPPTER is in a tailspin. Couldn't have scripted a better end to his Liverpool career.

Listened to the Athletic Football Podcast episode in Slot, and it sounds like we've got another Dutch genius landing on our shores, to match the fanfare they gave the last one (currently stinking the place up at Man United). Genius communicator, unmatched man manager. And I quote, "the only question mark is around his personality, how he carries himself" - in other words, another cunt. Basically the only way Liverpool could find someone arrogant enough to think they could replace Klopp was to either appoint a Dutchman or a South African, and South Africans don't really do football management.

👆 Made in a lab with parts from Peter Sutcliffe, Jimmy Savile, and John Wayne Bobbitt.

Aye I think they would have still checked the penalty. If you go back to the start of the clip, they're already talking about the penalty before the ball ends up on the net.

Probably not a bad thing for us that they've just got knocking on £10m compensation for Slot for a manager leaving for an entirely different division in another country. Sets a nice precedent a month before we go to arbitration on tiny Dan.

I didn't see that you'd posted this, and have just posted the same. Think they do the best given the tech available tbh.

This is a dead interesting watch. I genuinely couldn't fault them, given the technology at their disposal, and it shows a mad situation where you genuinely do have multiple things to check and they arrive at the right decision.

Filthy Slot gets the Liverpool job.

Thought this was a really nice interview with Kinnock.

I hope Ratcliffe turns up to the arbitration the same way he's turned up to all of the interviews on this question, armed with only his arrogance and entitlement, cos I'm sure our lot will be doing their homework and making sure we've got our arguments in place. There's a good chance this ends with us getting less than we're currently asking for, but I would think it'll be closer to our figure than theirs and hopefully still with restrictions around the next transfer window. I can't quite put into words how much I want Ashworth to fail at Man United though, he's behaved poorly throughout as far as I can see. Takes a bit to get Howe to lower his super professional guard, and he couldn't be clearer about how he thought the bloke was behaving.

This is wild. American police are mental.

Richard Masters says the hearing into Man City's 115 charges will happen in "the near future". Wonder if that means the close season, or whether he's just hoyed that out there to get out of the moment.

Aye, they were an absolute gift that night.

Did you see the third goal last night? Brighton doing a passing drill in their own box whilst swarmed by Man City players. "But he sticks to his PRINCIPLES! You have to admire that." But FOUR NIL! No I don't.

Or the disgruntled Ashworth has, on the same day that his arbitration is announced.

Is this place running horribly slow for everyone or just me? Taking ages to load pages.