Gemmill

I like the way he's got two clouds with it pissing down in the left hand corner. Reinforcing the southerner's stereotypes tbh. thenorthumbrian wouldn't like that. I hope you're all voting.

Thinks he's Marty McFly. I've been here: Bodie Ghost Town.... which was canny interesting. It's a town that people settled in when they first came west and which they pretty much all just upped and left. The old saloon, schoolhouse, hooer house and that are all still there. People's houses an'all. It was supposed to be rough as owt, with shootouts in the street and all that. The place is meant to have a curse an'all - if you take anything away that you find there, you're meant to have a pretty shit time of it. Anyway, it's like being in the Wild West, so I thought I'd mention it.

Make thenorthumbrian proud and vote for this: as your favourite Google logo. It was designed by some 5 year old kid at Fell Dyke Primary School, who had the following to say "I like Newcastle. I like the Angel of the North. I like the Tyne Bridge. I like England." Actually I think he might BE thenorthumbrian. Go here and vote: http://www.google.co.uk/doodle4google/votea.html#doodle01

I'd go back to late '96, burst into the NUFC boardroom and tell them to stop pissing Keegan about. I'd give Freddy Shepherd a hefty kick in the cobblers and tell John Hall that this bloke was NOT to become the chairman.

Clearly a man who knows when he's beaten.

Erm yes, actually. Is this your attitude to all things you are shit at? Like, do you think football is unskilled because you're shit at that too? Is adding numbers on a calculator the only skillful activity? It was a computer game, played in the main by under 10s, you nonce! "What have I told you?! Stop playing on those silly games and get your homework done!" "ACTUALLY mother, that "silly game" involves a hell of a lot of skill, it's not just bashing buttons you know, and *SLAP!!!*...what was THAT for ....sorry mam. I'll do my homework now." Played by the under 10s? Was it fuck! So you're one of these people who reckon video games are solely for kids, righto. Edit: Btw, I was 18 when it first came out! Wow, you really feel strongly about this. It seems to me that it's hurting you to have somebody point out that the one thing in your life you've ever been any good at is a child's computer game. Ok, it was played by the under 10s, AND people who were 18 who had no friends. Street fighter is a social game, numb nuts! Howay, is anyone else going to put Gemmill straight on this? I know plenty of the board like the odd video game, and they're not under 10 or social outcasts (well, in the main ). A social game. Do you play if before or after Dungeons and Dragons?

Erm yes, actually. Is this your attitude to all things you are shit at? Like, do you think football is unskilled because you're shit at that too? Is adding numbers on a calculator the only skillful activity? It was a computer game, played in the main by under 10s, you nonce! "What have I told you?! Stop playing on those silly games and get your homework done!" "ACTUALLY mother, that "silly game" involves a hell of a lot of skill, it's not just bashing buttons you know, and *SLAP!!!*...what was THAT for ....sorry mam. I'll do my homework now." Played by the under 10s? Was it fuck! So you're one of these people who reckon video games are solely for kids, righto. Edit: Btw, I was 18 when it first came out! Wow, you really feel strongly about this. It seems to me that it's hurting you to have somebody point out that the one thing in your life you've ever been any good at is a child's computer game. Ok, it was played by the under 10s, AND people who were 18 who had no friends.

Straight edge court martial for you, methinks.

Erm yes, actually. Is this your attitude to all things you are shit at? Like, do you think football is unskilled because you're shit at that too? Is adding numbers on a calculator the only skillful activity? It was a computer game, played in the main by under 10s, you nonce! "What have I told you?! Stop playing on those silly games and get your homework done!" "ACTUALLY mother, that "silly game" involves a hell of a lot of skill, it's not just bashing buttons you know, and *SLAP!!!*...what was THAT for ....sorry mam. I'll do my homework now."

Hell of a lot of skill. You tit!

That is utter bullshit! Just admit you hated it because you were shite man! It was completely crap! I can see you like, sat with your cap on sideways, with your tongue sticking out the opposite side of your gob to the way the peak of the cap is going in concentration, hammering all the buttons, going to your mates "Watch! Watch! Special move! HERE IT COMES!!! HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA! Get back on your feet! I am THE BEST! What am I? Go on. Say it. Tell me who's the best. I'm waiting.......just say it."

I hated Streetfighter. I don't really like any beat em up games. It was just a mad scramble of control wiggling and button bashing ( ) for a few minutes. Canny boring.

Takes one to bend you over for you to know one.

"Oi made you your favourite! Chicken poie! And 'ay bails!"

i did the death test too, wish i hadnt now According to our research, you'll be dead by October 2038 at age 72 - probable cause - heart attack YOU DIE: 72.9 years AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years As you can plainly see, you have less health & vitality than the average woman. You're 40! ANCIENT!

My curiousity is piqued. When can you next make a piss up snakey? Look, Gemmill, you homo, I told you all that food on me t-shirt was because our washing machine had been broken for a week. Aaaaand, you promised not to tell As for the next piss-up, well, I am booked on a world-wide tour of pie making factories ( I won it with Greggs) so wont be available until the end of this month Bean sauce all over your face. Egg yolk and corned beef all up the front of your t-shirt.

Would take toonraider most of the day. Hubba-hubba! Well tonight's meal is a hearty home made chicken bacon pie with fresh veggies and mash. Though NOT to please hubby, but because i fancied it!!! AND if he doesnt like it, he will get it in his lap!!!! Whatever! He told you that if it wasn't a proper tea today you'd get the back of his hand (although some of the filth you've told us, you'd probably be into that ). I like your bloke's style.

I've punched my monitor before and broke it, had to get a new one. All because of a $5 SNG.... Pierced it with your skinny arms more like - like knitting needles with elbows!

Look, instead of making all these ridiculous statements, just come out the closet once and for all. You will be glad. 'Sausages and beans minging' - absolutely ridiculous. Scummers food - FACT! I wouldn't have them in the house.

Believe me, snakey doesn't have to divulge his eating habits to reveal that if you meet him!

I keep smashing my keyboard. Don't worry, they're being treated. I'm not playing too high a limit though, but I take your point.

Sausages and beans are MINGING.

The harsh reality is, giving a kid a good rearing at home, gives him an unfair disadvantage in a normal school environment. Oo-er!

Hell-trolls.

but the other half is PURE GOLD you have to admit!! Daft old giffer.