Gemmill

You and Dotbum. That's it. Everyone else thinks you're a HUGE nerd whose only discernible "skill" is button bashing.

You dweeb. I would even let you pick which character I needed to be, and I would still lace you all over the place with manic button pressing and anti-clockwise circle movements on the directional pad. You would be diving for the reset button.

Surely with your huge amounts of skill a button basher is no problem. Or could it be that button bashers fair just as well as the skilled player because there's very little skill involved?

Tell you what would be a big seller if we ever get to the FA Cup Final again. Leazes Mag and Freddy Shepherd duetting on Don't Go Breaking My Heart. Leazes: Don't go breaking my heart Freddy: I couldn't if I tried Leazes: Honey if I get restless Freddy: Baby you're not that kind Leazes: Don't go breaking my heart Freddy: You take the weight off me Leazes: Honey when you knock on my door Freddy: I gave you my key Both: Oooo-oooo Nobody knows it Freddy: When I was down Leazes: I was your clown Both: Oooo-oooo Nobody knows it Freddy: Right from the start Leazes: I gave you my heart Both: I gave you my heart Leazes: So don't go breaking my heart Freddy: I won't go breaking your heart Both: Don't go breaking my heart Leazes: And nobody told us Freddy: `Cause nobody showed us Leazes: And now it's up to us babe Both: I think we can make it Freddy: So don't misunderstand me Leazes: You put the light in my life Freddy: You put the sparks to the flame Leazes: I've got your heart in my sights Both: Oooo-oooo Nobody knows it Freddy: When I was down Leazes: I was your clown Both: Oooo-oooo Nobody knows it Freddy: Right from the start Leazes: I gave you my heart Both: I gave you my heart Repeat to fade....

I used to quite like them. There was a chicken one that was nice. Spicy beef was ming though.

What's the craic with this Monster thing on Party? Do you have to qualify for it or do you just enter it? Is it freeroll?

Remember Noodle Doodles? Noodle Doodle went to town with lots of straight spagheeeeetti. Twisted it around and round and round and this is what you geeeeeetti!

Birds Eye potato waaaaaaffles, waffly versatile!

Wankers.

How do you find breathing with the gimp mask on, Captain Crotchless?

Who would have guessed what a shambles this thing would have turned out to be on the day they "signed" these two? You knew that something strange was up, but their whole season is in danger of being ballsed up at the minute.

Imagine working in a shop and someone brings back a vibrator because it doesn't work. You'd have to wonder how far things got before they twigged that it wasn't fully operational. Rubber gloves behind the counter tbh.

Oh well I knew Douggie was a saint. odd how a bit of factual info has killed off this thread ..... Here's a factual bit of info for ya.... The club is in a worse state now than it was when Fat Fred first became Chairman. but in a better state than every other chairman we have had for over 50 years other than Sir JOhn....which has been my point from day 1 .... Plus...see my points about SJH being lucky ref Keegan. When you say "better off" do you mean on the field - meaning that nobody has been as good as Keegan which I agree with, or do you mean as a business - which is the job of the board but are ignoring the fact that they have increased the capacity of the stadium and built a new state of the art training complex ? Which are both improvements - huge improvements - in that side of running the club ? I'm just guessing here Leazes, but I reckon he means on the field. As far as I'm aware no points or trophies are awarded for increasing the capacity of a stadium or building a new training complex. And nobody but you judges a chairman's success or failure on the building projects that have been completed during his tenure. Most of us look to results and the overall running of the club, and our relative standing from when the new bloke took over. In all of these areas, Shepherd is a failure. Bob Murray built a nice shiny academy, new training facilities, and gave them a brand new stadium too, but there aren't many Sunderland fans crowing about these "achievements", are there?

75%. Better at recognising girls than blokes. And anyway, all of the blokes I selected as gay should think about a change, cos they blatantly looked mincing.

Did you not twig from the way the batteries were rattling around in the thing like, ginga bird?

Correct. As I would do regularly to my mates that played it constantly. I would bray Renton on it too.

:lol: Somebody won't be going to bed today.

Dorty yanks.

Have you watched all of Oz yet Jimbo? Or did you not like it?

Is there some history with JJ and Shearergol, or is this just the start of a beautiful friendship?

Andy will have your guts for garters if he sees that, J69.

I think it's entertaining enough, but I can't for the life of me understand these people that are searching for the meaning of life through Lost's teachings. It's a TV show that is being made up on the hoof, and it's being padded out mercilessly by a TV network that knows it's onto a winner. That's all. Some people seem to think it's a work of genius with secrets and mysteries hidden in every sentence of dialogue.

I'll probably wait a few weeks then download a few in one go. I was getting pissed off with it towards the end of the last series though, so it'll need to buck its ideas up. There's a MONGO thread on NO about it btw. Andy (who I know will read this, Hello Andy! ) gets very excited about the whole thing.