Gemmill

You're NAILS! Do people seriously ask you that question as if you're running the gauntlet twice a day? You've probably got more chance of winning the lottery than you have of a plane landing on your head.

You ARE a natural disaster if that youtube thing is anything to go by.

You should worry though, as you're going straight to hell. Aye, Radgina I just picture you as that wide-eyed over-acting mong off Afterlife.

What is the point in worrying about something that won't matter a bit to you when it finally comes?

Well your husband doesn't seem to think so.

i dont think so!!!!! You so blatantly are though. And it's noteworthy that neither salad nor tuna pasta have been on the menu since you last made that fuck up.

"Pogo if you like my grave" tbh.

It's pigging awful.

Now that Boro have started to show that they're more than capable of being shit with him in the side, I wouldn't mind him staying fit for his own sake. Having said that, it's no surprise at all that he's injured again. It's times like this that you thank fuck we didn't get him back in.

Ditto Aye, made the mistake of listening to Radio One the other day, and that prick Scott Mills is running a campaign to get the single to number one. Wow, how zany and original of you.

And we're one of them.

Wow, that's a really stupid thing to say. It seems you and Shepherd are two peas from the same pod. I especially like the way you put plans in quotation marks, as if they're some sort of outlandish concept.

My god....

Congratulations Ritchie, that's class news.

Aye, well done to the savages. Class result.

5-1. And it serves that keeper right for shavin his head like that, the cock. Nice haircut mate - like you want a reminder of this game.

Shame to see Captain Craig's Wales getting such a pummelling at home.

Pilates is good and it works. Feels like you've been hit by a car the day after you do it for the first time.

Bramley Apple Pies.

Bumped you, why?

Not yet, no. Fits and starts tbh.

No clotted cream? Or hay? My dad's from St. Ives and would eat clotted cream with EVERYTHING if he could.

Ok, ta. I'll have a good look at it and the forums over the weekend and see what I think. It's not cheap, and I don't want to just hand the cash over for it if I'm then never gonna bother with it. I've got plenty to be getting on with for the time being without it really.

How long do his bollockings normally keep you in line for? He's getting a good run out of the tuna pasta one to be fair to him.