Gemmill

Any excuse to rag on the Aussies, eh Gemmill? Pity he's a New Zealander All the same to me, mate. They've just got a slightly worse accent.

Get in Alan! How soft are the Aussies man?

Wow, that's a really stupid thing to say. It seems you and Shepherd are two peas from the same pod. I especially like the way you put plans in quotation marks, as if they're some sort of outlandish concept. I also like the way you find yourself unable - through lack of knowledge or intelligence - to address the full context of the sentence, only clipping a section of it I can just imagine you at work. Boss: We've got a meeting later on to discuss plans for next year and how we want to take things forward. LM: *affects high pitched voice* WoooOOOOOoo "plans" eh? He wants to do some "planning" lads. *adopts limp wrist pose* Ooooooo chase meh round the board room and spank me with your "plans". Boss: Errrrrr.

Aye I saw them in San Francisco. Good gig. Although the singer appeared to be off his face on something or other, the bad scamp.

Was Planet Earth previously Walkers. I was removed from there once for falling asleep (passing out) on the stairs.

You're NAILS! Do people seriously ask you that question as if you're running the gauntlet twice a day? You've probably got more chance of winning the lottery than you have of a plane landing on your head.

You ARE a natural disaster if that youtube thing is anything to go by.

You should worry though, as you're going straight to hell. Aye, Radgina I just picture you as that wide-eyed over-acting mong off Afterlife.

What is the point in worrying about something that won't matter a bit to you when it finally comes?

Well your husband doesn't seem to think so.

i dont think so!!!!! You so blatantly are though. And it's noteworthy that neither salad nor tuna pasta have been on the menu since you last made that fuck up.

"Pogo if you like my grave" tbh.

It's pigging awful.

Now that Boro have started to show that they're more than capable of being shit with him in the side, I wouldn't mind him staying fit for his own sake. Having said that, it's no surprise at all that he's injured again. It's times like this that you thank fuck we didn't get him back in.

Ditto Aye, made the mistake of listening to Radio One the other day, and that prick Scott Mills is running a campaign to get the single to number one. Wow, how zany and original of you.

And we're one of them.

Wow, that's a really stupid thing to say. It seems you and Shepherd are two peas from the same pod. I especially like the way you put plans in quotation marks, as if they're some sort of outlandish concept.

My god....

Congratulations Ritchie, that's class news.

Aye, well done to the savages. Class result.

5-1. And it serves that keeper right for shavin his head like that, the cock. Nice haircut mate - like you want a reminder of this game.

Shame to see Captain Craig's Wales getting such a pummelling at home.

Pilates is good and it works. Feels like you've been hit by a car the day after you do it for the first time.

Bramley Apple Pies.