Gemmill

His touch has completely deserted him. There were celebrities in The Match last night exhibiting a better touch than Rooney at the weekend. He'll get it back, I'm sure, but McClaren is doing him no favours by keep playing him. It's like when Robson wouldn't drop Jenas and he just got worse and worse and started hiding on the pitch.

Hopefully people will just give up on the prick soon.

Shambles.

Was Graham Norton once a stand-up comic before he became a professional gay bloke?

The Bigg Market needs something seriously doing with it. Redevelopment, a charver ban or something. It's just pleb city.

For a historic moment, that's a pretty shit thread title.

Are you some sort of tree hugger? I am I love trees and forests. makes you feel all relaxed. Just listening to nature is better than any rock music. I got lost in a forest in the Cheviots this year. It was fucking horrible, I swear I was nearly eaten alive by flys! To be fair, they left a canny bit of you. It would have been no bother for the air rescue to find you though - they would have just followed the path that looked like an enormous boulder had been rolled through the forest.

KCG is Predator.

Are you some sort of tree hugger?

You're being sarcastic right. Well I had no idea he was. I've not heard him mention it.

Is Mills a nuffter?

That was exactly the sort of game that we would have won through a Beckham delivery or free kick. Now we can't score because he isn't in the squad knocking in undefendible balls. Still, at least that halfwit McClaren has stamped his authority on the squad.

Is that stuff about chemical memory true? Supposedly if you put a leech in a maze with some blood hidden in it, eventually the leech will work out where the blood is and will have memory of it. If you then liquidise that leech and feed it to other leeches, they will automatically know the way to the blood in the maze through chemical memory. Amazing, if true. Anyway, drowning - I can't see how it can be anything but horrific. You must reach a point where you eventually HAVE to try and breathe in and end up taking water in to your lungs. Unless you black out by that stage. Even so though, your body is screaming for more oxygen, so I don't see how it could be peaceful at all.

Perhaps due to being a gangly legged freak, I always go down steps 2 at a time. Other wise I end up looking like that trumpet playing, cancer bloke tap dancing down a record number of steps. When I was younger I always tried to get down the stairs at home in 2 steps. I don't want to have to be the one to break this to you, but I can guarantee you look uncool doing that. I used to go down stairs two at a time two until I worked somewhere that had a mirror at the bottom of the stairs and I caught a glimpse of myself. I looked like a frigging daddy long legs. There's no point smoking to look cool and then coming down the stairs like John Cleese. That was just you in general man, Nowt to do with your stair technique. I've provided you with some advice to make you look cooler. It is now up to you whether or not you heed it. Just remember this next time you're bounding downstairs like Peter Crouch in a hurry.

That description fits Gemmil too. Fatteh!

Perhaps due to being a gangly legged freak, I always go down steps 2 at a time. Other wise I end up looking like that trumpet playing, cancer bloke tap dancing down a record number of steps. When I was younger I always tried to get down the stairs at home in 2 steps. I don't want to have to be the one to break this to you, but I can guarantee you look uncool doing that. I used to go down stairs two at a time two until I worked somewhere that had a mirror at the bottom of the stairs and I caught a glimpse of myself. I looked like a frigging daddy long legs. There's no point smoking to look cool and then coming down the stairs like John Cleese.

I go upstairs two or three at a time, but I always come down them one at a time for two reasons. 1. Safety. 2. It's impossible to not look like a retard if you descend stairs at a rate higher than one at a time.

Wow, that's a really stupid thing to say. It seems you and Shepherd are two peas from the same pod. I especially like the way you put plans in quotation marks, as if they're some sort of outlandish concept. I also like the way you find yourself unable - through lack of knowledge or intelligence - to address the full context of the sentence, only clipping a section of it That's pretty ironic coming from you Leazes tbf. I made the mistake of getting into another tussle with Leazes over on NO. I've revisited the thread today and there's about 3 pages worth of him arguing with other people, but on several occasions he puts in the classic "or do you think x,y,z as Gemmill does". Obviously the fact that I've never mentioned x, y or z is irrelevant to Leazes, but it strengthens his position if he attributes things to people that they've never said. Makes it easier to argue when you make someone's opinion up for them.

So it was an Aussie that Shearer snapped then? NAILS!

I use Toast Titanium, although I think it still only fits a couple of hours on the one disc - 3 episodes of Lost.

Any excuse to rag on the Aussies, eh Gemmill? Pity he's a New Zealander All the same to me, mate. They've just got a slightly worse accent.

Get in Alan! How soft are the Aussies man?

Wow, that's a really stupid thing to say. It seems you and Shepherd are two peas from the same pod. I especially like the way you put plans in quotation marks, as if they're some sort of outlandish concept. I also like the way you find yourself unable - through lack of knowledge or intelligence - to address the full context of the sentence, only clipping a section of it I can just imagine you at work. Boss: We've got a meeting later on to discuss plans for next year and how we want to take things forward. LM: *affects high pitched voice* WoooOOOOOoo "plans" eh? He wants to do some "planning" lads. *adopts limp wrist pose* Ooooooo chase meh round the board room and spank me with your "plans". Boss: Errrrrr.

Aye I saw them in San Francisco. Good gig. Although the singer appeared to be off his face on something or other, the bad scamp.

Was Planet Earth previously Walkers. I was removed from there once for falling asleep (passing out) on the stairs.