Gemmill

Would Robert even make it into a top 50 Premiership Foreigners list?

I've had this in the past and typing in the IP address thing for my router, and pissing about a bit on the page it brings up helped. I'm afraid I can't be any more technical than that.

No blood relation to you then Jill. Thank Christ for that, his legend would have been tainted for me.

Happy birthday, daft lad.

Let's see if your class can shine through then!

Aye but the bad half is German.

After the performance they put on against Macedonia (Macedonia ffs), I can't say I'm particularly looking forward to this one. England are just so dull.

Have you not been able to reclaim the Mahjongg crown then?

The players btw, not the fans.

Racist taunts aimed at Micah Richards and Anton Ferdinand by the DORTY JORMANS! Official complaint made to FIFA by the FA.

That sounds like something close to heaven btw.

That reads like a voiceover from Party of Five or something. As miserable as things have become, I'm managed to refrain from DVDs American TV shows. I know someone who sits in his room all day watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and ignoring his phone. I know you? You need to meet my friend Steve. You could sit and drink coke and eat takeaway pizza every night with the lights off and your mobiles on silent.

Nice one. What's the craic with you then? Have you finished at uni and are just waiting for this postgrad? Assume you'll be studying in and around New Jersey?

What's Fopp?

That reads like a voiceover from Party of Five or something.

Knobheads!

Fish, I only do pink wine. And you're better off where you are in the call centre than at that last place - I got slightly concerned when you were talking about possibly not going back to finish your course if the double glazing thing worked out. HF, I always hang up on cold callers. I tell them I'm not interested, and then if they try and give me any grief I just go "I'm REALLY not interested! BYE!" and that's the end of that. Toucan Telecom are the WORST for trying to tell you how little of your time they're going to take up.

Never done it, but they're supposed to be pretty hard going with their targets and what-have-you. Although saying that I do wonder whether they aren't just difficult for some of the simpletons I've spoken to. Presumably someone with intelligence (yes, I'm crediting you with some) struggles more with the tedium than the targets? Who with?

What happened to your chicken salad wraps, porker?

What happens like?

I preferred Ginola to Robert personally. I think I was younger when Ginola was around though, and had more of a romantic outlook on football than I had by the time Robert started getting on my tits with his non-performances. I don't remember Ginola's non-performances being as bad, but I might be guilty of rose-tinted spectacles stuff.

Me mam got me brother that for his birthday, whilst getting it signed she got a snog off Ginola. Nice! I just got one of the gyppo copies that was lying around in Waterstones after he'd left. Weeks after, actually. I didn't queue to meet him or owt like that.