Gemmill

Oi snakehips, stop sandwiching people's posts between your double posts, you flid! Mrs. Cunningham was a ginga minger btw.

Haway, that's not bad for an old bird tbh!

Dunno like Renton, I thought she was a bit of a manface at the time even. Now Vicki Michelle on the other hand.

Come on Rentboy, you were commenting on the film, not the fact that you didn't want to see it. At least it's my watery piss though eh? I was commenting on reviews of the film, I never claimed to have seen it. And shut it Alex! Renton was reviewing the reviews of the film.

Aye, but you would when you were 14. With Chris Barrie? I certainly wouldn't.

I reckon spongebob is like Steve Coogan's Saxondale. snakehips is The Fonz.

Which one then? Look at Chris Barrie's face btw. Comedy doesn't get any better than that. Anyone remember how minging the yellowcoats were on Hi-De-Hi btw? One of them (blonde bird) looked about 6 ft 5 and was built like a bloke.

Thompers turned up and pressed the button, then after they'd banned you did the whole "Oh don't do that! I didn't want him to get banned" act. He's also now banned though.

That's on the list an'all. I'll borrow it if you remember it at the weekend like, cheers. Don't worry if you don't though cos like I say, it's on the list. I've got Munich out at the minute too - anyone seen it? Review please!

I've got that George Clooney Good Night thing coming next on my Screenselect. Alex's recommendation. It wants to be good!

I remember the Dear John theme tune. Complete crap. I think I might have quite liked Brush Strokes though.

106 pages by home time. FACT!

How shit was that Brittas show man. Two of my mates LOVED it and would sit pissing themselves laughing at it (like canned laughter loud laughing).

Haway ladies, less of the bickering!

FREAK.

What do you have to do to get some service round here?

Me too, it's fucking wank! Signalled the beginning of the canonisation of Tom Hanks as well. Which is a bad thing.

You need to MAN UP boy. They are WARRIORS!

You'd hate me then. If I'm going to be ill then I'm damned sure EVERYONE is going to know about it, and preferably catch it so they can suffer too. I can picture you doing that actually. I'd just bully you til you went home tbh.

It's worst when they blow their nose or do something snot-related and then let out a barely audible "uhhhh" sigh. Just to let everyone know how ill they are. No sympathy from me DICKHEAD! You shouldn't have come in.

They had that rule at some of the accountancy firms in America - KPMG for example. No sick entitlement at all, so you had to use your holidays if you were ill!? Thankfully PwC weren't that stupid. From what my pals over the pond say, they get a vacation allowance and so many sick days on top, which thay can use anytime. If however they go over the sick days allowance then it's no pay. At least I can work from home, like today (I'm not sick BTW just working from home) When I went over there I got 20 days a year because I'd transferred from the UK firm so they didn't take your UK allowance off you. It used to wind the yanks up something chronic with their pathetic 10 day allowance.

WHAAAAAAT?? The correct rule of thumb to apply is as follows: if you aren't feeling great, and you feel bad enough that you would reconsider (not cancel necessarily, but reconsider) doing something socially (outside of work), then you're ill enough to not go to work. I've got a minging hangover and the only thing I should be doing now is lying on my sofa with a wet flannel on my head. Does that count? You should never have come in. Go home at once. Incidentally I work for a Dutch company. Over in Holland if you work for the same company they get 10 weeks holiday a year. Now no one is going to try and tell me that I'm not entitled to more than my 25 days simply because of the small matter of geography!? Surely??

They had that rule at some of the accountancy firms in America - KPMG for example. No sick entitlement at all, so you had to use your holidays if you were ill!? Thankfully PwC weren't that stupid.

Just remembered another rule: if you're ill over the weekend, but well by Monday morning, it's only right that you should get Monday off to compensate for your weekend being ruined.