Gemmill

His response says it all, the cheating twat!

I fucking hate charvers. I just look at them and I want to put my hands round their throats and squeeze the life out of the little fuckers.

The bloke was armed himself.

I've registered an'all. Good work Cath.

Both bridges shut? Cant he make his mind up where he wants to jump from ? He was armed as well. So not only could he not make his mind up which bridge to jump off, he couldn't make his mind up how to kill himself.

I wonder how many people missed their flights to go on holiday this morning because of this bloke. Did he jump in the end or not?

I think he looks better than when he's clean-shaven meself. Aye but you're a teenager that minces about with a full beard on just to show that you can, so your opinion is worthless.

By the way, if he was serious, surely he would have just turned up and lobbed himself over the side. It would never have got to the stage where the police even got there, never mind negotiated with him for 7 or 8 hours.

Aye I saw this on the news. Canny fucking annoying.

Wayne Rooney looks like a fucking hobo with that beard. The lad is a millionaire and he looks like he sleeps on a park bench.

Did you see Henry crying like a great big French baby there in his interview? It was class.

Class.

If there's not gonna be any money we may as well pack in now tbh. Any more time spent with that fucking dolt at centre half is too long. The thought of him getting another 3 years or whatever is horrific. What does he have to do to convince Roeder that he is shit?!

I have to agree with Leazes here, that is plainly not true.

I read somewhere that Shola and Given had amazing handicaps, very low single figures. Too obvious. ? Shola's amazing handicap.

According to the Legends, Roeder wants to open talks with Bramble asap to get his new contract sorted out so that it's not on his mind. Fucking joke if this turns out to be true. We should be getting rid of the feckless fucking prick, not signing him up for even longer. If ever there was a player that should be allowed to have his contract run down, it's him, whilst we thank the lord for the Bosman ruling.

I never thought I would see the day tbh. I'm leaving this forum. It's gone all man-kissy.

I can imagine your lass sat downstairs just rolling her eyes when she hears a crash and a "FOR FUCKS SAKE!" from upstairs. Fucking Basil Fawlty.

I imagine that sends you into a WILD RAGE.

Just the thought of the bush rustling and an unknown voice from within it calling you a fucking wanker is hilarious.

I've got Airport set up on my Mac so I can play music wirelessly, and print wirelessly from a different room and that but I never print anything at home anyway. Waste of time I tells thee.

I would quite fancy the idea, but I can't get past the idea of all the wires and having to have a computer in the living room - is that what it would mean? Or am I being clueless? All my music comes off the computer or my ipod these days, and I like to use the computer for the web and email. Dunno how TV through a computer works though. Looks like a whole lot of unnecessary hassle tbh.

Nah, it wasn't funny because it was forwarded to me by my Canadian cousin. To be fair, if Simon and Halfuncle is your gold standard, you would know funny if it bit you in the ass. Even the words Simon and Halfuncle made me smile. I think I might have a problem.

Ah right. I was giving the joke more credit than it deserved then. I thought it wasn't funny because something was missing.