Gemmill

Keep up, Benjamin!

Is that a glossy top-shelf magazine? You're the one that read a book about it! It's a syndrome apparently.

Ass burgers.

Oh yeah? Not N'Zogbia? Stephen Carr is playing at right back, so I wouldn't try to use this as a basis for an "I'm right, you're wrong" argument. Whyever not? I believe the intial discussion we had revolved around whether you'd play Duff or N'Zogbia at left back! Yeah, and I said I'd play N'Zogbia. I also wouldn't play Stephen Carr at right back. The fact that Roeder gets both full back decisions wrong is his problem.

Oh yeah? Not N'Zogbia? Stephen Carr is playing at right back, so I wouldn't try to use this as a basis for an "I'm right, you're wrong" argument.

Krul likely to start according to the Chronicle.

Isn't that heavy metal all over though?

Eh? Is it a communal one, you animal?

I've had one in the past but I've regressed to manual ones now.

What we need is someone who's seen him play to give an opinion then Renton can take the opposite viewpoint Oh, I see, this is all because I dared to give an opinion on a film based on a review and friends' opinions without actually seeing it? Even when you put it like that it sounds a pretty silly thing to do though, doesn't it?

The bloke is an absolute twiglet. He looks ill. And it's as if that's the first time anyone has ever thrown a football at him.

The only way he should get a new contract is if we offer him one for half of his current wage with a £NIL signing on fee, on the understanding that he's been relegated to first team backup. If he won't sign it then let him leave in the summer.

Some wag on NO claiming Moore is dropped and it's Van Ramage and Taylor both at centre half. I would be playing Moore and Taylore personally. Stephen "Respect" Carr keeps his place at right back, with Duff filling in at left back. Which, if true, begs the question: how much of a pre-season does Olivier Bernard need? He's been here nearly two months now and has yet to get a game.

Tbh, we just want a place to sleep, we are doing a Ghost walk on the friday evening, wont be in untill late and will be leaving first thing in the morning...it can be as dull as its pleases...the 4 of us girls wont notice! A ghost walk? FFS. She'll be seeing camels in the shadows and all sorts. AARGH! A headless camelman!

The bit about having only one leg is true though, right?

What is Mills' list of crimes? I don't know what it is that she's done to turn everyone against her? Am I missing something major? I've not read any of the stuff about their marriage breakdown so I'm pretty much in the dark, but people just seem to really despise her all of a sudden.

Fingers crossed that this is the end of his injury problems. We desperately need someone like him at the minute.

If you really want to help her, show her how to use the flushing mechanism on a toilet.

Brock's got the manc-mag howay disease.

Thanks ...i think we may give it a go. Its a beautiful manor house with pleasant grounds in a really nice area....the equivalent type of hotel prices would probably be in the region of £150-£180 per night to stay in such a building....way nicer than a pokey B&B You go camping man. This place will seem like the Ritz to you. Just remember that there are toilets though, don't embarrass yourself by shitting in the corner of your room and covering it with leaves.

Agreed. People who go camping by definition aren't too bothered about hygiene. So even if there are proper facilities at the campsite they tend to be a fucking disgrace because they're being used by Harry Ramps all the time. I like to think I'm fairly clean, but you are obsessed by hygiene it has to be said. Means you can't go to Glastonbury and the like, for instance. Mind, I haven't been in a tent for years and suspect it would be too uncomfortable now. I'm not obsessed by hygiene, but I've no interest in camping - being barely clean for the duration and having to use what is basically a public toilet every time I need to go to the bog is not my idea of fun. You should try it Gemmill (camping, not being a tramp). I didn't think it would be for me but I first tried it about four or five years back and I love in now. In fact I might go some where in the Yorkshire dales this weekend. Honestly mate, I would hate it. I went camping with the school once and it pissed down all week. I spent the week wearing cold wet trainers, the bogs overflowed so there was a steaming open sewer backing up into the area where the tents were. Bollocks to that.

Agreed. People who go camping by definition aren't too bothered about hygiene. So even if there are proper facilities at the campsite they tend to be a fucking disgrace because they're being used by Harry Ramps all the time. How very dare you! I go camping a couple of weeks a year and I have a morning AND an evening shower and I wash my hands after every bathroom visit. Go Dr, Go Dr. Gemmill, you are such a thoughtless jerk sometimes do you try to be deliberately annoying with your extremely sweeping statements? !!! Jerk. Are you Tom Cruise? Campers are dirty people man. Why would you live in muddy squalor when there's probably a hotel nearby?? Renton mentioned Glastonbury - if I ever went there I'd stay in a five star hotel and travel by limousine every day to the concert while you sewer rats lived it up in your tents with your unwiped backsides!

Agreed. People who go camping by definition aren't too bothered about hygiene. So even if there are proper facilities at the campsite they tend to be a fucking disgrace because they're being used by Harry Ramps all the time. I like to think I'm fairly clean, but you are obsessed by hygiene it has to be said. Means you can't go to Glastonbury and the like, for instance. Mind, I haven't been in a tent for years and suspect it would be too uncomfortable now. I'm not obsessed by hygiene, but I've no interest in camping - being barely clean for the duration and having to use what is basically a public toilet every time I need to go to the bog is not my idea of fun.

How to offend campers. I feel like James Whale. Fucking TRAMPS the lot of you!