Gemmill

Aye, I LOVE Fridays. On a less positive note, my non-working may be about to be partially exposed. I'm busy trying to knock some stuff together that looks like several months worth of work.

Do they do guitar solos that sound like this: widdlywiddlywiddlywiddlywiddlywiddlywwooooOOoOoooooowiddlywiddlywiddlywiddlywiddly Like Steve Vai and Joe Satriani's cobblers that everyone tries to tell me are masterpieces. If I could play the guitar that well, I'd do something other than fit as many notes into a minute as possible. Shut up! Fuck you! You fuckin dick! Always ney saying everything I create! You piece of shit, you create something like inward singing! You fucking shit you fucking sit in your tower... ...and fucking nap. Fuckin, fuck out fuckin... cock a-ass. widdlywiddlyWOO!

Do they do guitar solos that sound like this: widdlywiddlywiddlywiddlywiddlywiddlywwooooOOoOoooooowiddlywiddlywiddlywiddlywiddly Like Steve Vai and Joe Satriani's cobblers that everyone tries to tell me are masterpieces. If I could play the guitar that well, I'd do something other than fit as many notes into a minute as possible.

It's not so much that I think it's all thrash metal or cock rock, just that it's all noisy shit. Then listen to metallica's fade to black, Sanatarium or the Unforgiven. NO.

The hum of the printer to the right of me. Office chatter. Keys being struck on a keyboard.

I might have to dig out my Howay 5-Oh video like. Yes, I am sad enough to own it.

Eejit!

A lad at my school was a stinky metaller, and he had two friends. Their names? Animal and Slayer.

I remember listening to an interview with Philippe Albert on Radio 5 the day England played Germany in Charleroi - that's where Albert is from which was where they got the link from. Anyway, Adrian Chiles (who is class btw) kept going on about how much he loved Albert, not only for that goal, but for the fact that in the interview after the game he mentions how he saw "Schmickel" (pronounced as spelt) off his line etc. Chiles was going on saying not only did he make him look a tit with the chip, but then went on to take the piss out of him by getting his name wrong. I'm sure he asked Albert if he'd done it deliberately as a pisstake.

It's not so much that I think it's all thrash metal or cock rock, just that it's all noisy shit. Oh baby, pleeeeeease... give a little respe-eeeecct... tooooooo-oooooo heavy metal There's something not quite right about a gay man taking the piss out of me about Erasure. While defending heavy metal? I'll admit it's not your everyday scenario... You'll be talking about football next.

It's not so much that I think it's all thrash metal or cock rock, just that it's all noisy shit. Oh baby, pleeeeeease... give a little respe-eeeecct... tooooooo-oooooo heavy metal There's something not quite right about a gay man taking the piss out of me about Erasure.

It's not so much that I think it's all thrash metal or cock rock, just that it's all noisy shit.

You are a MAJOR nerd.

Aye I picture Brock in Herman Munster boots with lots of buckles too.

Torrentspy will probably have it. You'd need to load a Bittorrent client onto your work computer though.....something which I would have thought is frowned upon?

Aye it's fucking awful at the minute. We've got 5 months of this to look forward to, only it's gonna get a lot colder. Happy happy days. Hope it smartens itself up for the wedding anyway.

But.......Nigel Kennedy???

Good answer. If you were a footballer you'd be a right lazy twat though - Robert perhaps? Robert? I thought the rules were that I was at the top of my game. More like Ginola.

Footballer. Not so much for the adoration, more because I could retire at the age of 35 and never have to do a day's work again in my life.

That's just the dancing banana in a Mario suit. You're not fooling me!

Depending on if Dyer really has put his problems behind him (otherwise he should get flogged to a horse butcher) I'll believe it when I see it - the people who admin the fantasy league must be sick of updating his injury status every few weeks to read "Expected back August/September/October/November" Has there been any discussion of the newspaper stories about his sister on here by the way, or are we intentionally steering clear? You can't say that and then not tell us the craic. What's the story? I think we fly under the club's radar on here so we should be ok. If not, the mods can delete it.

A Super Mario Neon Light?

Aye, it was nice to be Bramble-free last night.

I liked the story by the way. The hatred of the mancs is strong with you, young Jedi.

What time kick off is your game on Sunday? I'm assuming it's televised?