Gemmill

At least Gordon is coming home without injury.

Fresh legs for extra time.

Fucking insane that he's not using his subs. Where's Watkins? Where's Gordon? What in fuck is he waiting for.

Rice has been hopeless.

So this is England going out of the tournament, it's the 80th minute, and this dickhead has so far made one change.

No diggity!

I'm wondering if Captain Condom now thinks he can't put Gordon on cos they'll be too exposed on the left. Safety first!

Palmer looks an immediate difference maker. Southgate is such a cunt.

Be livid if this fucks up Trippier's move to Saudi.

Skrillex taking the piss now.

3.5 matches of utter crap, but you never know, maybe a great half time team talk will be all England needed. No changes required.

No changes.

Can't wait for the next time the Rolfaroos are struggling in a tournament. Which will be the next time the Rolfaroos qualify for a tournament.

England getting knocked out is exactly what that goofy prick deserves tbh. They've been shite since game 1 and he's stubbornly stuck with it, seemingly thinking that just the one spot in central midfield is the place he needs to tinker. Let's see if he can wake up in the next 60 minutes. If England do scrape through, he'll feel vindicated and put the same shite out next time.

Mental that we're getting beat off Slovakia, but even worse when you find out they're giving Skrillex a game.

It's been coming.

15 bookings in his last match. He might need to pick the pace up a bit here.

That's idiotic from Bellingham, but I think the absolute sandpit of a pitch played a part cos he didn't slide at all.

15 bookings this mad cunt handed out in his last match. What on earth is he doing still reffing matches in the tournament ffs.

This ref looks like a livewire. Get him on co-comms and let Dixon ref the match.

Slovakia looking the better side. Which is really quite the achievement by Southgate.

Impossible to tell if it's serious or not cos every time a camera is on the lad he looks like he's having a full tourette's meltdown, and this was no different.

My lass wanted it on. Five minutes in she wanted it off.

The one with Starmer as Lord Kitchener?