Gemmill

2 mins of injury time in the second half is almost unheard of these days. Southgate master plan. Pass it sideways for 45 minutes and then score the winner.

Start Watkins in the final tbh.

Brilliant!

Bollocks. Just off.

Trippier was having a better game than Shaw is.

He'll make changes if we're behind, but if it's level he hasn't got the balls.

Looks like Gareth might be settling for the point.

Game's crying out for some pace. I don't suppose we've got any on the bench.

You see that all the time. A player shooting and he hits the defender's foot on his follow through. It's not a penalty.

I'm Gen X, PIGTAILS. The coolest sounding of all the Gens.

Two words: CRAIG. MOORE.

Saka must be much stronger than he looks. He seems nails to get off the ball.

What the fuck is Kane doing there? Half the team is ahead of him.

We're playing better, but we all know what this means. It's your classic THEY DID US PROUD defeat.

Tbf, this is how wykiki reviews blow jobs.

He hasn't. He's put his foot up to block the ball.

We've paid the ref off.

This is never a penalty.

I wouldn't hate it if Kane had to go off for Toney or Watkins here.

30 years ago I'd have let her do open pants surgery on me.

I did enjoy him claiming to be the first black vice president on that Daily show clip though.

They're wheeling out a doctor on the morning TV on MSNBC over there today to tell people that Biden is "more robust than the average 81 year old". Aye you know who else is more robust than the average 81 year old. Just about fucking everybody that is younger than 81. The idea that it has to be this bloke is fucking mental.

Aye you might be right. It's appalling though from his family. The bloke is embarrassing himself on the global stage, and they just keep pushing him out there. Sounds like there's more movement today to try and oust him, but the more he keeps saying "I'M STAYING!", the more ridiculous the whole scene becomes.