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Right I want an equaliser solely for the Arteta meltdown.

They just let VAR do their job for them these days, some of them.

Penalty to Spurs. Gonna be a spicy finish.

These fucking dopes talking about van De Ven being clocked at 23mph again. Aye, he was clocked at 3mph skidding along on his own head by the time Isak had finished with him.

Right. It'll be fucking hilarious if Arsenal chuck it away from here.

Brighton have got their trotters up. [/Danny Dyer] Hopefully they'll be even worse for it by the time we come to play them.

Spurs have had 15 days to prepare for this one. This is Arsenal's FIFTH game in the same time period.

It's a scandal that we're as close to them as we are. And we'll be closer come the end of the season. They've basically just played PL games this season, and their "injury crisis" wasn't anything close to what we've dealt with.

Hope he makes it clear to them at half time that they need to give it a better crack than this.

I wouldn't feel badly towards him at all if he leaves. It's a really short career and his job is to make the absolute most of his talent, not to keep our club and its fans happy. I'll be gutted and it's gonna be a long month to the end of June, but he certainly doesn't sound like someone who's agitating to go. But if someone triggers his release, then he's gonna be put to a decision. And if they offer him double his wage, and they're a permanent fixture in the last 4 of the CL, he'd honestly be a bit stupid not to go.

His wife is Brazilian. She'll have loved that flag stuff yesterday as much as he did.

I actually like him and he seems like a good lad, but that shit would be unbearable if he was in charge of your team. Just this is this way I play, it's not changing, and that's that. He'll get the boot at some point next season I reckon.

So easy. Ange: "Aw look mate, we gave it a crack."

Stupid cunt is offside, I think. After a good minute of celebrating.

Game on. Fast Legs Freddy equalises.

This is vile. As I've said before, it's basically impossible not to wish for awful, awful things to happen to Rishi Sunak.

I'm quite up for Spurs v Arsenal today. Two funny results possible, and one potentially boring one. Feels like Arsenal could absolutely murder Spurs if they're on their game.

I don't mind Keane, and he's definitely just playing for a reaction there, but my favourite thing about him is that he failed as a manager. I bet it fucking kills him that they gave the job to his ex teammate Solskjaer, and he's never even been in the conversation.

He wouldn't fucking dare.

In our hearts. Which is where it counts.

Howe doing his press conferences in a black hood.

Trevor Phillips telling Sunak "you might be the only person in Britain that thinks you're delivering"

Chelsea players channelling Drogba at the end of their game was nice. "EETS A DEESGRACE!"