Gemmill

I don't think he'll share your enthusiasm. 16 minutes to team news and ITV getting turned on.

Just a quick prediction: Liverpool will lift the trophy, and Salah will definitely not have to go off after 10 minutes with an injury.

Win outlr game in hand and we're 4th.

They're so fucking weird. Shite people.

"Made my feelings quite clear as I passed" Ran past with tears streaming down his face.

Could be worse, I've just been to the garden centre for a coffee with the in-laws and had to endure her dad's 15 minute epic about his visit to the opticians. A story that no one else on the planet would have considered even worthy of a 30 second update, which he spun out into a 15 minute anecdote. Entirely regulation. No change to his prescription.

Get the itvx app on your phones lads.

Bruno will need to keep a lid in his emotions, especially against the prick Macalllister. He loves leaving one in on the argies. We don't need him having the wrong sort of Gazza moment.

Good lads Brentford.

If we lose tomorrow, the curse of the Gloom overly confident prediction will have struck again.

Man City ended in a draw. It's mad how much their home invincibility aura has evaporated. Anyway, if Arsenal do us a favour tomorrow, we can go 4th if we win our game in hand.

Brighton level v Man City. We're still 6th as it stands. Forest can still fuck up like. They're playing one of the whipping boys today.

Our man has had a cup final glow-up. Keeping the voodoo to this thread cos I don't want to start a second one. Bring the curses!

Well it's not like you've predicted us to win most of the games we've lost this season, so nothing for anyone to worry about here. FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Those stumpy little trotters.

Definitely a surefire way to make yourself even more hated by Man United fans is to get the violins out for the Glazers, and try and tell a sob story about how they can't go to games. How out of touch are these billionaire dickheads man.

Interesting that he picks Joelinton and Longstaff as the two most likely to be good managers. Would not have expected Joelinton.

I know HMHM loves these, so especially for him.

Everyone's a critic.

I enjoyed that piece this morning tbf.

It looks plenty like him, Wonder.

Looks like we might be without Bruno for the final now too. Unreal.

Woke up in the middle of the night and lay awake for a bit thinking "fucking hell imagine if we win". More than likely just making Sunday evening even more depressing.

Port?! Who do you think you are, Toonpack?!

The daft cunts would probably turn up with their screwdrivers to fit the seats.