Gemmill

What. The. Fuck.

CATFIGHT!

He really did look good the other night, and showed some of those spinny-round moves in the middle of the park. I'm canny pissed off we have to give him back in Jan now cos I'd have liked to have seen a bit more of him.

I like to think I strike the perfect balance between quantity and quality. It's not easy making this many posts and STILL having you all hanging on my every word, you know?

Saving yourself for Shay? I'll defo be there after, not sure about before as I'm gonna be working on Saturday. Will be doing my best to be there both before and after though.

17.2m results returned for my name btw. I'm fucked if I'm going through them all to see if I make an appearance, although I can't think how/why I would.

They'd probably reach! And here's me reading the previous page feeling sorry for you.

I was gonna post something about this. Whilst babysitting at my sister's tonight, I chanced across her copy of.....erm....Hello Magazine, and this story was in there. Expected in the New Years Honours List apparently. Sir David Beckham. Mental.

Good luck! Hope it hurts!

I was in 5ive and was a character in Neighbours.

It would certainly seem so.

My photos of Elvis's grave at Graceland pisses all over them tbh.

Just googled board name and found this. Leazes Mag starts a thread in General Chat on his board. http://s3.invisionfree.com/NUFCforum/ar/t1543.htm

catmag -

Photo ops? Are you in the Addams Family?

I'll take the Johnny Cash look.

My mate's daughter was conceived in one, the filthy animal.

He was fucking gash wasn't he. He made Barnes look good. Unless he can do his dopey laugh and grin inanely at his mates off camera, he's fucked, basically.

Newton's balls?

You do realise that Shepherd was instrumental in Bellamy leaving too, right? OH DEAR, the mistakes keep piling up, and for some reason you keep erecting neon signs spelling "BIG MISTAKE BY FREDDY" next to them, and then blaming them on me and Renton. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it Souness who he had a problem with and who said Bellamy wouldn't play for the club again ? Anyway, it shouldn't matter to you Gem...your judgement that Souness [and Shepherd in your view] was right, is vindicated ... Yeah, that basically makes no sense.

So all players depreciate do they ? What a load of bollocks. He was a waste of space and we sold him at a loss. In football terms, thats no profit. You'll be saying Marcelino was too next I expect .... From an accounting point of view, yes, all players depreciate. I can run a workshop for you if you like, showing you how this sort of thing works.

I suspect he'll go somewhere good.

You do realise that Shepherd was instrumental in Bellamy leaving too, right? OH DEAR, the mistakes keep piling up, and for some reason you keep erecting neon signs spelling "BIG MISTAKE BY FREDDY" next to them, and then blaming them on me and Renton.

Loser for being right? WHATEVER MINGER!

Leazes, we did make a book profit on Cort (an accounting profit, you probably wouldn't understand. ). I know you like to tell me how I seem to have a problem with numbers despite being an accountant, so I thought I'd just point out that you're wrong on this one.