Gemmill

Sick in the heed man. Especially that thing when they were doing it to you, if you're a lass living by yourself, it must make you wonder whether it's just some dickhead that's picked a number at random who's getting their kicks out of it, or whether they're actually watching you/trying to work out if you're out or something. Like you say though, it's canny pathetic. nowt like making her feel better like! They've stopped now, spaz boy!

Sick in the heed man. Especially that thing when they were doing it to you, if you're a lass living by yourself, it must make you wonder whether it's just some dickhead that's picked a number at random who's getting their kicks out of it, or whether they're actually watching you/trying to work out if you're out or something. Like you say though, it's canny pathetic.

"....if you're the idiot that keeps ringing and just hanging up on me, then you may as well pack it in."

Never happened to me, but it sounds like the latest generation of twatful arseholes preying on the stupid/vulnerable. You can imagine some poor old lady ringing the number out of politeness to inform them she hasn't ordered anything. Did those dodgy hang-up calls that you were getting stop btw? I'm assuming they did. Remember a while back.

Aye same here. If I had that much I would probably put a bid in though. It'd be expensive, but I'd get me season ticket for free.

Sorry Scott, I might owe you an apology. PS SLP laughs at Downs blokes in wigs so theres no comeback for him saying I make fun of the disabled. He owns a blue cagoul as well. I think you might have your man.

Probably did it imo. Why did someone else claim responsibility, only to retract his confession when he realised the consequences? Personally from what I have read I reckon he's innocent, but I'm certain his guilt was nowhere near proven beyond reasonable doubt, or even in the balance of probabilites. Maybe I'm biting, and no doubt I will get labelled as a scouse lover again, but the city he comes from is irrelevant, my sympathies would be the same if he was a mackem. Some people in this thread want to have a look at their prejudices and think how they would feel if they were 19 and fitted up for something they hadn't done by Eastern European gestapo.

Jesus Christ, look at the interior of the thing.

Babysitting? Hello Magazine? MAN THE FUCK UP. I had to change the shittiest nappy ever as well. Fucking disgusting. It weighed about a stone. Gemmill blatantly using the opportunity to take the bairn round Lidl in the hope of catching the eye of cooing females ala Joey and Chandler in Friends. Which he probably then watched when he got back after not having pulled. WRONG! Bedtime is 6:45 and I only got there around 6ish, so no time for trips to Lidl. Just time for him to shit his kegs, me to change it, him to tear around like a lunatic for 20 minutes, then off to bed. The whole pull with a bairn thing is what you get up to when you're looking after YOUR nephew, and you're projecting.

On the Euromillions. Now whilst I realise that Albert Logic Renton won't be getting a ticket because "statistically I'm more likely to be struck by lightning", I'll be getting one on the basis that SOME LUCKY FUCKER is gonna end up winning it. Imagine that man. £75 MEELEEON!

Hush! They were lush Ha! That's you told, McGroin. Back in your box!

Babysitting? Hello Magazine? MAN THE FUCK UP. I had to change the shittiest nappy ever as well. Fucking disgusting. It weighed about a stone.

I think it might have been more than £800k. We took the hit on that when we sacked him, but we'll already have been writing it down prior to sacking him. Worth every penny tbh.

I see one of the chefs won a silver medal in a cooking competition. Stick it in the trophy cabinet Fred. Which other Premiership chairman has presided over such culinary success. No coincidence that we've got a good chef and a fat-as-fuck chairman tbh.

I think this might damage a takeover bid tbh. Shepherd won't shift on the price he wants, and the buyer will want to be paying less given the losses we're shipping.

The financial cost of mismanagement coming home to roost. Leazes will tell us that all of this is fine because he backs his managers with money and we get to play in the UEFA Cup.

The Masturbation Station.

Me and Paul (Charlie ) will be there beforehand, plus one or two others I know in all probability. I was hoping to get there for aboot 3-ish. You'll be there at about half 4 then.

Is that a Heather Mills-McCartney mug?

Appalling abuse of the disabled by a respected member of society. This man can sign your passport photos, but not if you're in a wheelchair cos he'll be too busy laughing at you. I'm DISGUSTED!!

Apparently Benitez will play a changed Liverpool team for the NINETY-NINETH consecutive game tomorrow. Blatantly doing it for a laugh tbh.

You record on your pc? Me or Bombadil? Parky is the QUOTES MASTER!111

That's not foot in mouth though, that's just abusive. That would be like if the lass in Patrokles's story had said "Ah, you're quadra-spazzed" to the lad in the wheelchair.

Dunno what you mean Anyway! It's not 'brushing past' that bothers me. It's pig ignorant people who shove you in the back and send you flying while they barge past you rather than just saying "excuse me" Whateverrrrrr! It's the funniest thing - the nudge in the back comes.......the EYES WIDEN, the TEETH CLENCH, and the RED MIST DESCENDS.

Yeah, I could extend the outro somewhat. The end of the solo is also a little iffy. That's the thing I mean with not being sure whether something is finished or not, because if I tried to take time over it, do a slicker version, improve bits, etc, it might not work as well. What you basically need is me on backing vocals. Maybe I could unleash some axe on it too.