Gemmill

so??? do you want a Blue Peter badge or something ?? No, just to annoy you with tales of three four day weeks in a row. I sense it may be working. not really bearing in mind I am generally off or on a half day on a Friday anyway so??? do you want a Blue Peter badge or something ??

so??? do you want a Blue Peter badge or something ?? No, just to annoy you with tales of three four day weeks in a row. I sense it may be working.

I think you'll find I'm off tomorrow, so it's as good as Friday. I'm off next Friday too. And probably the one after that an'all.

I'll field this one for the Fish: because he's a fat biffer.

Aye. I think most English people that have a brain prefer Germans to most people on continental Europe. You're not as cool as us but culturally we're more like each other than any other country. Closer culturally to the Home Nations and the Republic of Ireland I'd say, for a start. I wouldn't say I have a particular European country whose people I like the most though. Well obviously, but they're part of the British Isles, that goes without saying. Renton, who would you rather have a pint with a German, Spaniard, Italian or French twat? Maybe the Danes are similar to us to though. By the sounds of it I'd much rather have a drink with a "french twat" than you. I don't know how serious you're being but you sound like you have major issues. Renton v Stevie in the 5-a-side promises to be interesting.

A disciple.

What's the craic with it Renton? Do they staple it so that food passes through and is digested slower, leaving you feeling full for longer? I don't see how that would work with this lass anyway. She clearly has very few issues with feeling full.

Hes a 'Feeder'!! . All I'm saying is watch how you spell Feeder if you are looking for their website. And all I'm saying is "YEAH RIGHT!"

How fucking embarrassing man? Jesus Christ, if you couldn't go for a shit for fear of snapping the toilet in half, you'd think about going on a diet.

Like you and alex? More like you, really.

Whilst simultaneously making you feel self-conscious.

"I want a bottle of Jack Daniels. And a cake. Fetch!"

What's that, the Detached Retina First XI?

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? Has anyone seen What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

I don't really know what to expect from this one. We keep hearing that they're a decent side, but then all the teams we played in the group stages were meant to be "decent" sides, and none were that impressive. If they genuinely are as good as we keep hearing then I think we're on our way out.

To be fair, she may have a genuine problem, but the thing that annoys me is her "I'm being left to die by the doctors" claims whilst simultaneously rejecting the help that they're trying to offer her.

There's gonna be four sides by the sound of it anyway. If the NO regulars that post on here now on a regular basis would sign up to it, we could feasibly set up an NO side just from them. I think trying to involve a combined effort of both boards would be too difficult. Good idea though.

One thing I don't get by the way, is what her eating "disorder" is. Does her stomach think it belongs to a hippo? Or is her "disorder" simply that she eats far far far too much?

I just picture her bairns doing shuttle runs to and from the fridge. Keeping them fit I suppose.

What are people's opinions on this story? I've seen her on the news and heard all the stuff about how she hasn't been out of bed in 6 months, and that she has an eating disorder and needs help etc..... “I have been left to die by the doctors. They’ve told me I could die within three months. If I was anorexic I would get proper help but no one has sympathy for obese people.” Apparently the PCT has offered to put her in a mental care institution, but she says they can't offer her the help she needs. What help is she looking for exactly and how does she know they can't help her? If the PCT thinks that this would help then shouldn't she just accept their help? As things stand she lies in bed all day, so why not do it under medical supervision where she actually has a chance of surviving. She's got kids an'all. Obviously I don't know the ins and outs of the case in terms of whether she has an eating disorder or whatever, but there's a lot to be said for personal responsibility and self-control, or even just accepting the help that someone is trying to offer instead of just lying there going "I'm going to die and no one wants to help me" between mouthfuls of pie. By the way, she's only 5ft tall. Her BMI must be a fucking disgrace!

Bent over with his eyes scrunched up is all I can think.

Gawd, you can hear the brain cells burning... Admit it, you're jealous! Have you started making your trophy yet? No. I'm still half asleep and am having a cup of tea. You can have the cup when I'm done with the tea though, if you like. I'll stick some ginger biscuits in it in your honour if your team wins it Ginger like your barnet? Finish your tea then get cracking on it then! Chop chop!

Gawd, you can hear the brain cells burning... Admit it, you're jealous! Have you started making your trophy yet?

Well, whatsh going to heppen tonight?

120 mins divided by 6 is 20 minute games. Genius!