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This is the only reply on there that Leazes need concern himself with: Fame at last for both of us, LM.

Doesn't have anything nice to say about Belgravia either, but I like the bit about Shepherd...

£4.5m a week interest? Who are you investing this with? Or are you playing poker with it?

He'd get both barrels.

I think we should just let him continue his European tour.

I'm not having that. I think you cried yourself to sleep last night, and had nightmares about me being nasty.

I get this: http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Match...,,10278,00.html when I click on Match Reports

Yessum. Make your mind up, you puff. Last night I had a nasty streak. :(

You know, what with instant-replay, when you're watching the game on television you have to put up with the same shit you did over and over again Jesus, that's an appalling counter-argument. Turns out it's worse watching the match at home because of instant replay.

Assuming he's now regained fitness/muscle, the only explanation available is that he's REALLY shit.

I'm not saying anyone is any more or less of a fan based on their location. I'm saying that until and unless you are part of the crowd that is reacting in whatever way it's reacting to the events on the pitch, then don't criticise those that are. Simple as that. Certainly don't suggest that they are in some way helping out the opposition.

Did anyone see the Inter v AC match last night? Just read the report, and apparently Materazzi was red-carded for his goal celebrations. What the fuck did he do?

Happy birthday, you stubborn old twat!

I've just re-read your post btw, and you can fuck right off with the Western nations/intolerance shit as well. What a load of crap. My intolerance of your opinion has nothing to do with politics or anything else, it's because I think you're talking shit about something that you've no right to comment on. I wouldn't dream of going on the message board of an American Football team whilst I'm sat in North Shields to let them all know that their poor support at the match is affecting team performances, because I've no right to when I'm not attending their games. Nor have you. "Western nations imposing values on people." Fuck off man.

Look, dickhead, when I get back from yet another disappointing result at the match to discover that some clown sat in Pakistan has decided that it's actually the fans at the ground, i.e. me, that are partly to blame for this - and I quote "At the moment we are a 12th man to the other team" - then you can be fairly certain that it's gonna piss me and anyone else that sat and watched that shit right off. Don't give me the "I'd love to be at the game, you're so privileged" shite either, because I can assure you that watching NUFC at the minute is far from a privilege. Until you're sat there as a part of that crowd you have no right to be giving us marks out of 10 and telling us where we're going wrong in support of the team. And if you continue trying to do so, I'll continue telling you to fuck off, whether people think it's nasty or not.

He's entitled to tell me how the crowd should and shouldn't react when he has to fork out to go and watch that turd every week. Until then, I'm entitled to tell him to fuck off. Great word-play with the knee jerk to jerk thing btw. I see what you did there.

We can't score goals, so we're fucked basically. The annoying thing about today was that they were SHIT and were there for the taking, but we were unwilling to commit people forward. Where were the runs into the box from the likes of Parker and Butt? Any time we went forward it was either hit Duff or hit Rossi with a cross, or......well, nothing really. Then Roeder doing nothing about it until 5 minutes to go when he brought Milner on for Solano??

"We"? "We" should be doing this, "we" should be doing that. "You" are in Pakistan, so basically fuck off tbh.

Reminded her about this and she said she was gonna do it when she got home from the pub. She won't be happy.

Good news that she'll be coming home Craig. Must be awful to have a worry like that on your mind.

I'm bootylicious tbh.

Bollocks, you'll be trollied again tonight.

No. It just broke. I never broke it though. I reckon you fell off it drunk or something. Not initially, but I have discovered since that it could be a bit precarious when tipsy. Tsk.

No. It just broke. I never broke it though. I reckon you fell off it drunk or something.