Gemmill

Tried that just after midnight. No joy. *with getting to sleep, that is. Blatant erection problems.

I've seen the first two and both are entertaining enough, but they're a sort of "yeah if there's nothing else you want to see, then they'll probably do" type of film. And shut it.

Well, i'm not gonna argue in case you RIP MY HEAD OFF! No, it's okay, you're from the ARROGANT Western world too. It's only those goddamn darkies he has a problem with.

I love the way Brock seems to think that the Saw movies are at the very cutting edge of cinema, when in fact they're teen retard horror movies.

If that's a reference to aimaad, all I did was tell him to fuck off, and the silly twat clearly deserved it.

The last 8 are going to be the final final episodes apparently.

Well the explanation is that your brain thinks that 4,090 plus 10 is 5,000.

Have we got a Thick Forum that this can be moved to?

Ally is the lad that was caught out by that online card trick where the card you're thinking of magically disappears despite repeatedly having it explained to him how it works. There is no hope for him ever getting his head around this one.

Maverick, actually. 4100 both times an'all. Laz is a simpleton. I like the way he thought it was a genuine mathematical mystery though, and sought confirmation of this from others.

Lost all the feeling down the left hand side of his body. Is this the sort of thing you can recover from to ever play professional sport again?

Saturday's game is gonna be a real struggle after having played in Palermo less than 48 hours earlier. What price us to lose both?

Yeah, I wake up every day, feel miserable, so go back to sleep. Rinse, repeat until I can't sleep any more. Think yourself lucky. I wake up every day, feel miserable, and have to go to work to make myself even more miserable. WOE IS ME.

We needed to sign players in the summer tbh. How we're going to attract players to play in a relegation battle is anyone's guess. One thing is for sure, they won't be very good players, if that's the sort of thing that attracts them to a club.

Go and hit him.

That's pretty awful. Hope he recovers.

If they score again we drop to 17th.

That's better.

Should have taken a leaf from Gemmill's book and went home to ABUSE some junior board members. You agreed with me, mong boy. And...ahem...am I talking to myself here? "Did yous stay in the Trent til closing then?" Respondez!

Did yous stay in the Trent til closing then? Sandy is a bad boy.

I believe it's called the Championship. That is, that's where YOU will end up, I'M just an interested observer. COWER! YOU'LL end up in France no doubt.

Aye, I read that last night. If that's right and he's told all of those players that he can't ask for any more of them, then we're in big trouble. Setting our standards too low is gonna get us nowhere.

I'm with Rob. I love the light nights.

In the same cell together tbh. It was like Tango and Cash crossed with Romeo and Juliet.