Gemmill

Don't let Sima hear you say that about Ibrahimovic.

This seems as good a place as any to stick this without starting a new thread: Got forwarded an email today that a bloke I know had sent to Alan Oliver. Basically he sent him a copy of Henry Winter's article, a copy of Bobby Robson's extracts from his autobiography, and then went on to question Oliver's role as a local press man. The basic gist was that we should be seeing more of the sort of stuff that Winter has written coming from Oliver. Anyway, it was all pretty polite stuff, basically explaining that most of the fans can see through Shepherd these days and that it's about time Oliver started reporting things a bit more honestly instead of wittering on about the new changing rooms. Within an hour he had a reply from Oliver, which I've also read. It basically said that he has discussed it with his editor, and his role is not to try and dislodge the chairman from the club. He reckons that 9 of the current first team won't talk to him because he's criticised their performances, and that there is only so much someone in his position can say without losing any and all access to the club. He said something about how Shepherd isn't happy with him since he suggested that he should have made money available to Roeder in the transfer window, in a piece he wrote on September 2nd. In addressing the Robson extracts, he didn't say much - it was something along the lines of "Robson says in his book that I know more about what's going on at the club than he did. Long may it continue - surely that is the sign of a good reporter." Personally I would suggest it's a sign that he's in Shepherd's back pocket, but there you go. Anyway, it was quite an interesting read. I don't really want to post the whole thing up on here cos it's not mine to post, but there you go. I've covered most of what was said anyway. Although he did start the email by saying thanks for not getting abusive like most of the emails I get, then commented that the Hitzfeld lot attached a picture of a penis to his head and sent it on to him.

I've not been skiing that much but I'm nails so I never injured myself. A lad at my school fell of a ski lift and hurtled down the mountain into the pylon holding the lift up. Did himself a canny bit of damage. I read something in the paper recently about some pillock who took the foam padding thing from around the bottom of one of these pylons so that he could use it as a sledge to slide down the mountain on. He then proceeded to slide straight into the now protection-free pylon, killing himself.

Why do you despise Austrians?

Utter shit. Just goes to show how much damage the OMG1!11 WTF!1!! LOL!!1 who ring in 606 and stand outside SJP are doing. SHEEERA! SHEEERA! STAND UP IF YOU LOVE SHEEERA! etc etc. Head in hands stuff tbh.

Is The Vermont supposed to be any good? I've been to reception things there, but I've no idea what the rooms are like or anything.

LA Woman probably. Not a massive fan of theirs though cos a lot of the psychedelic organ shit does my head in.

Did Zathras finally hit the jackpot then? I remember when he would be planning honeymoons for every lass he went out on a date with.

And it's all for you, KCG!

I'm pretty sure it didn't appear on the front page, KCG.

Aye, it's a total non-story. Lack of respect my arse.

I've only just found out they were at work, you retard. Oi! NO NEED! And besides, I'm not the one that left their keys at work and now has piles from sitting on a doorstep, MONGO. Shut up! I have not got piles. I'm having a cup of tea and I'm going to bed Piley-bum!

What's up with you like, happiness?

Rough translation: " OMG AN EXCUSE TO GET MY NAME IN THE PAPER!!1111"

Quite right, Gemmill, that will be her reaction when she sees your pic Tongue out and panting tbh. After running a mile. HOM!

Quite right, Gemmill, that will be her reaction when she sees your pic Tongue out and panting tbh.

I've only just found out they were at work, you retard. Oi! NO NEED! And besides, I'm not the one that left their keys at work and now has piles from sitting on a doorstep, MONGO.

You made your dad drive all the way from Washington when your housekeys were a ten-minute walk away? I'm APPALLED!

It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs.

Have you left them at work do you think or lost them in Tesco? Bit of a disaster. By the way, I'm with 2J, my taxes paying for this sort of thing is a PISSTAKE. You should go around the wards, bursting through the curtains in your costume, demanding trick or treat from the ill people though. Obviously anyone withholding treats should have canulas removed and any painkillers hidden.

It was a wonderful thing in the summer too, you fucking cock-nosed twat! Might as well be listening to Souness now, as far as I'm concerned. Fuck Off. The hindsight clock at Newcastle resets every close season. The previous season of continued problems with his hip doesn't count.

It's her bloke I feel sorry for. Imagine the farts she'll have been letting off in her sleep. If he found himself in an unwitting "lock-in" with his head under the covers, he could end up dead from the fumes.

"Matthew Upson is not a player we are interested in," Roeder told the Newcastle Evening Chronicle. Why would we be eh, Glenn? After all he's a half-decent centre half that wouldn't cost the earth. He goes on to say: "There are no superstars waiting around the corner to come in and help us," added Roeder. "If players are out of contract and have not been snapped up by some club, there is obviously a reason for this." Yeah, the reason for this is that the decent ones were snapped up in the summer, you wanker, but you didn't want them.

We should be playing second choicers across the board, taking a beating, and concentrating on Sheffield United on Saturday, which is a GENUINE must-win game.