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You'll be the one with the big nipple-swingers if you keep drinking full-fat coke, dickweed!

He's referred to as "creepy-cool" on that site. They've obviously never heard him do his fake laugh at some granny from Whitley Bay's SHIT jokes.

Next time you're at home on a weeknight listen to Metro from 10pm. It's Alan Robson's Nightowls, a phone-in thing. It's pretty much unlistenable most of the year (just mental people ringing in), but his Halloween special is normally canny. Cath has a SIGNED copy of Alan Robson's autobiography btw. I've listened to it on a non-Halloween show where some lad rang in to tell Alan that his mate borrowed his goalie gloves and hadn't given them back. He was looking for advice on what to do. Class. EDIT! When I say at home, I mean up here. You know what I mean.

"I am Robson." He's like Madonna in America. He only goes by the one name.

Coke are now doing diet coke in a SILVER plastic bottle, and it doesn't taste right, I tells thee. How the fuck did this get to 10 pages btw?

I'm not expecting The Ringer to be high culture btw.

Is The Ringer any good? Got that and Jarhead to watch.

What a prick! He's better off sticking with the ones where he sends a load of other people out to supposedly haunted places, seen as he clearly hasn't got the bottle to hang around himself. I couldn't believe it when he mentioned he works on a TV show for ABC in the States. How in Christ's name did HE land THAT gig?!

Aye, basically. Thought he was good when he turned up. About 5 games into the season, I'd had enough.

I can't stand the bloke personally. And the theory that he's some sort of genius who only does this stuff prior to the game to divert attention from his players falls apart somewhat when he keeps up the wanker act in the post-match press conference.

You'll forever be an outcast until your "brother" can post pictures.

I hope so.

Btw, I actually quite like Gates. When he's not making really obvious, shit jokes about Newcastle, he comes across as a proper fan of Sunderland far more than the other two do about the clubs they're representing.

Aye true enough, neither him nor Hall were at the match at the weekend apparently. If we get beat at the weekend, the roof will come off. I hope he's there if that happens.

Aye, spot on, snakehips. I find it helps people to fit in if they aren't retarded too.

Aye, pretty much spot on mick. Someone within the club needs to take responsibility if not blame for this mess, and do something about putting it right as fast as possible. That means any number of things including plans for the January transfer window, identifying targets and lining things up NOW, not starting on January 1st, and a shitload of work on the training ground to sort this mess out. A lot of it is about the players recognising that THEY are accountable for what goes on on the field regardless of what they think of the manager, or what a mess we have in the board room and bucking their ideas up right through the team. They're good enough to stay up, but at the minute I would question whether they really WANT to stay up as much as some of the players at lesser sides. I think it's about accepting the situation you're in and rolling your sleeves up. Players at teams like Reading did this from day one because they knew they had a scrap on their hands. It's about time it sunk in at NUFC as well.

Sammy protesting a bit too much about bloke's arses tbh.

CHEEK! You know you want to anyway. Did you hear the bit where Alan Robson's male driver told him he had a sexy voice?

Boooo. Thought that must have been the case like. Pisser. Still, you're off til Sunday now, you shite! Listen to the archived version today and tell us what happened please.

Lass at work has just mentioned this. They cause a lot less upset to the travel when they're successful cos I got in fine this morning.

Oi Lennon! Any update on what happened on Night Owls. I notice you've barely been on here all night. Scared witless, I imagine. Either that or fearing for Alan Robson's safety.

You pillock. I can picture you screaming "DON'T LET THE BAD MAN GET ME!" from under the covers while your lass walks around turning the lights off and rolling her eyes.

Did owt happen? I fell asleep in the end and he hadn't even arrived at the scary place, the useless prick. You'd think he'd have considered starting the show when he got there like.

No ghosts yet on Night Owls, the ginger charlatan!

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