Gemmill

If he wasn't gay, presumably. Although I didn't know he was until a week or so ago.

Aye, right. Don't make me have to hit you on Saturday.

Brock LOVES Scott Mills. He's shite.

That bloke gets paid HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF POUNDS a year as well, you know? Where's the justice in that?

I remember buying my sister a limited edition Bros single for Christmas which had a special Christmas message on from them, and Matt Goss singing Silent Night. It was the boogie.

That's the one.

I still don't get it.

Henry was at the game, wasn't he?

I don't think it would be too far from the truth to say that your mother, brother and cousin actually MEMORISE entire episodes of Terry Wogan's show! What was all that stuff again? "*insert name here* does." Something like that.

ERASURE! POP! 20 HITS!111 OMG AM GOOD AT THIS!!11

Vermin, Fawlty!

Not unless there's a herpes virus in your aftershave JINX! Beat you by 4 minutes There's only one minute between 2:55 and 2:56.

Too obscure tbh. Where's all the Bros and Brother Beyond?

Not unless there's a herpes virus in your aftershave JINX!

Aren't cold sores basically herpes, you unhygienic FREAKS!?

Aye, I put it on and my t'internet was slow as shit. Some of the torrent sites then refused to even open. Disabled it and it's all back to normal. Although, the downloading is taking fucking ages, what was it you were saying about forwarding ports again? How in the wide wide world of sport do I do that like? Go to www.portforward.com and follow the instructions there for your specific router and bittorrent client. It makes a huge difference - I was getting speeds around 20-30kbps before I did it, and it was sometimes peaking at over 200kbps after I'd done it with the low end being around 80-100 for most decent torrents. It must be canny straightforward if I can do it! Also, what Bittorrent client are you using? I used a few but settled on Azureus cos it was MILES faster than any of the other ones I tried.

Piss sorts out athlete's foot apparently.

Sounds so much like a euphemism for erectile disfunction.

I think you'd be surprised how much you could forgive the players and the manager if they were getting up to this stuff whilst winning things for your club.

Is it at Henley or something where he's sitting in the crowd with a load of poshos and they do a bit of shouting during a race and he comes out with "FACK. MATHAFACK!" to the disgust of the bloke he's with.

That was class when he went canvassing round the neigbourhood with the bloke and was saying horrendously inappropriate things to potential voters. Horrendously inappropriate things that I now can't remember.

Sounds attractive Laz. You'll not be kissing any more for a wee while.

Then are you playing PES?

I think Borat's funny. I've only seen this Bruno character once when some redneck yank threatened to rip his face off for some sort of gay innuendo he made. Ali G is finished now though, class when he was doing the interviews with Rhodes Boyson and that, but the shelf life on something like that is too short.