Gemmill

Jesus, you people are sick. Loving the smell of your piss. I expect better even from someone with herpes.

If he's as poor (outside of the goal) as he was last night and doesn't score, then you might be right tbh. As opposed to inside the goal? He might be better in nets. At least he'd have an excuse for standing around doing fuck all a lot of the time.

If he's as poor (outside of the goal) as he was last night and doesn't score, then you might be right tbh.

Maybe we could get aimaad to go on their board and give them some pointers.

Re Arsenal btw. I've been listening to the radio this week with all the Arsenal fans ringing in and whining about how the extra 20-odd thousand fans that are now attending post-Highbury are basically all shit, leave early, and the Highbury atmosphere has disappeared. The journos are all agreeing with them an'all. But the thing is......wasn't Highbury meant to have pretty much no atmosphere anyway? It does sound like a nightmare coming out of the new ground and trying to get on the tube with 60 odd thousand people mind. It was bad enough at Spurs trying to do that.

Here man! I've already told you that your list is bollocks because you've only seen highlights of most of the players on it! So SILENCE!

I'd have Lee Hendrie on there, but I don't think you'd get much heat out of him. He'd be like a sparkler.

Impossible for you to say tbh. You're basing nearly all of the above on second hand info and highlights.

I can't believe you're even giving my nipples that level of consideration. I'll show you them next time you're up here if you're really that curious.

John McCririck came top of this in some poll just recently didn't he? He's a fucking vile specimen mind.

It's been nearly 8 years, man, we barely speak to each other. If I explain the thought process on here that involved me going from thinking I needed a shave, to wondering what would happen if you accidentally shaved your nipples off, I'd be in trouble. Were you wearing your peephole Pringle at the time?

It actually occured to me while I was watching the Palermo match, no idea why, but noticing the effect it had on the girlfriend, I thought I'd better come on here and spread the love. I've not seen either film so I'm a bit confused. Do you mean to say you were biting your lasses nipples during the Palermo match? Shaving them tbh.

Urgh to the people claiming their piss smells of different foodstuffs! Minging!

Had the same one again this morning.. You're being TARGETED!!

I reckon I could score 1000+ career goals in the Brazilian league.

Sounds quite similar to the answer phone message Cath had the other day from a parcel company claiming they tried to deliver the radio she ordered. The number on that was premium rate too. Arseholes.

Got this email. Look out kids!

Might be getting a game tomorrow according to the Sun.

The Viagra must work, then... How do you know? Oh, and Oba, fuck off! For all we know you weigh 20 stone and haven't left your council flat in Dublin for 15 years because you're doubly incontinent.

I can see Renton pursuing them down the street like when the Stay-Puft man gets angry in Ghostbusters.

Pele ruined his legacy the minute he started advertising Viagra, the droopy-cocked wanker.

You could have got him at 14s. Still, I didn't get him on any sort of bet so you did better than me.

I've started taking a Sanatogen A to Z every day. Getting old you know.

Does that not do your head in though? I'd be looking round sheepishly to make sure that no one could hear that I was sat with some yank bird who was trying to talk football. I'd probably just give a dismissive nod to whatever she had to say without ever letting my eyes leave the TV screen.

In your case I reckon it was probably a quite deliberate attempt on your mams part to rub all your hair off. That pic of you in your pj's, man! It looks like they used to give you a glass of mercury to drink before bedtime instead of milk. Fucking weird. I do look a bit Children of the Corn like.